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  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 4:55am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Dave, and here are a bunch of random facts about me....

- I play guitar, drums, and piano
- I'm an only child
- I recently got back into playing ice hockey after taking about 8 years off from playing. Feels great to be back in the net goaltending! Well, mentally at least... The body of a 30 year old is a bit different than a teenager.
- I do software development for a living; the product I work on currently is a student management system used by roughly 40% of the districts in NY.
- I hate making plans and tend to be very spur of the moment
- I'm always paranoid I'm going to get one of those anti-theft stickers stuck on the bottom of my shoe and cause me to set off the alarm when I leave a store
- I get a tiny ember of rage inside of me whenever I see someone leave a shopping cart in a parking lot instead of putting in the cart corral.
- I alphabetize my movie and CD collections. Numeric movies/bands go at the beginning of their respective collections unless the number is actually spelled out.
- Ever have the dream where your teeth start falling out? That one always freaks me the hell out.
- I built a home theater in my basement, complete with a projector. If you talk to me there is a good chance I'll ramble to you about it.
- Reiterating a point from the last comment: I ramble. I also get sidetracked easily.
- I consider a brownie ruined if you put nuts in it.
- I'm completely terrible at doing accents/impersonations. You know how in I Love You Man everyone picks on Paul Rudd's character for sounding like a leprechaun when he does impersonations? Yeah, that's pretty much me, but with a bit of Russian mixed in. It's pretty bad.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working... just taking it day to day and seeing where life takes me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being random and saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Also: origami. Actually, that's a lie. Lying isn't my strong suit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact I don't shut up.

.... or my eyes. They tend to be mute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll admit, I'm not a reader. Not that I'm against books or anything, I just have no idea what I'd want to read.

Movies: Anything cult-classic-ey (Donnie Darko, Evil Dead, Office Space), anything clever (Memento, Hot Fuzz), anything Pixar, anything Marvel Studios produced. Honestly, I have over 300 movies in my collection. I'll probably watch anything.

TV: Community, Parks and Rec, Archer, Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, the Walking Dead, Mad Men....

Music: Metal! Since apparently no one listens to metal on here, I'll refrain from listing bands. Generally I appreciate any form of music that is well written and performed. Also, 90s alt rock because that was my coming of age music.

Food: I'm a fat man in a little man's body. I eat anything, really. Not big on seafood though, outside of shrimp and crab. But yes.. food is awesome. I recently bought a smoker so now my weekends are spent BBQ'ing. I make a mean rack of ribs, not gonna lie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1). Einstein's Theory of Relativity
2). Occam's Razor
3). a mortal coil
4). a brain in a vat
5). Google
6). Pretentious answers to hypothetical questions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If it's prior to noon: lunch.

If it's after noon: dinner.

If it's after dinner: well, that's classified.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably in a recliner watching a movie. I'm boring like that. Usually by Friday I'm so burned out from the rest of the week that's all I feel like doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book. Ask for my darkest secrets and I shall tell.
You should message me if
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You're a manic pixie dream girl.

Or if you're pretty much Liz Lemon.

Or you can juggle lemons.