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30 M Rochester, NY

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Dave. I've spent my entire life living in various parts of Rochester, graduated from RIT in 2007, and bought my first house at the end of 2010. Once upon a time I played hockey, now every winter I say I'll get into playing again but I never do. I'm passably musically inclined: I'm a self-taught guitarist and I can pretend to know what I'm doing on the piano. As of April 2014 I've decided to start teaching myself drums as well. I'm a fairly open person, and I'm willing to talk about anything with anyone. It makes life much more interesting that way. I've also been told I'm a black hole for useless trivia.

Other random facts about me:
- I'm an only child
- I'm left-handed
- According to my job title I am a "software developer"
- I hate making plans and tend to be very spur of the moment
- I'm always paranoid I'm going to get one of those anti-theft stickers stuck on the bottom of my shoe and cause me to set off the alarm when I leave a store
- I get a tiny ember of rage inside of me whenever I see someone leave a shopping cart in a parking lot instead of putting in the cart corral.
- I alphabetize my movie and CD collections. Numeric movies/bands go at the beginning of their respective collections unless the number is actually spelled out. Also, yes, I still purchase movies and CDs. Not only that, I almost always buy them from brick and mortar stores.
- Ever have the dream where your teeth start falling out? That one always freaks me the hell out.
- I built a home theater in my basement, complete with a projector. If you talk to me there is a good chance I'll ramble to you about it.
- Reiterating a point from the last comment: I ramble. I also get sidetracked easily.
- I consider a brownie ruined if you put nuts in it.
- I'm completely terrible at doing accents/impersonations. You know how in I Love You Man everyone picks on Paul Rudd's character for sounding like a leprechaun when he does impersonations? Yeah, that's pretty much me, but with a bit of Russian mixed in. It's pretty bad.
What I’m doing with my life
Working... just taking it day to day and seeing where life takes me.
I’m really good at
Being random and saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Also: origami. Actually, that's a lie. Lying isn't my strong suit.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact I don't shut up.

.... or my eyes. They tend to be mute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'll admit, I'm not a reader. Not that I'm against books or anything, I just have no idea what I'd want to read.

Movies: American Beauty, Seven, Brazil, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Hot Fuzz, anything with zombies, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Dodgeball, Wall-E, Memento, 12 Monkeys, 500 Days of Summer, Iron Man, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Kick-Ass, Waiting.... I have an eclectic taste, I guess.

TV: Arrested Development, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Community, Parks and Recreation, Archer, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Rick and Morty

Music: Metal! Darkest Hour, All Shall Perish, Opeth, In Flames, Necrophagist, Between the Buried and Me, Children of Bodom, Insomnium, Gojira, Mastodon, and a ton of others.

Food: I'm a fat man in a little man's body. I eat anything, really. Not big on seafood though, outside of shrimp and crab. But yes.. food is awesome.
The six things I could never do without
1). Einstein's Theory of Relativity
2). Occam's Razor
3). a mortal coil
4). a brain in a vat
5). Google
6). Pretentious answers to hypothetical questions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If it's prior to noon: lunch.

If it's after noon: dinner.

If it's after dinner: well, that's classified.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably in a recliner watching a movie. I'm boring like that. Usually by Friday I'm so burned out from the rest of the week that's all I feel like doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. Ask for my darkest secrets and I shall tell.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a manic pixie dream girl.