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akbar3k1

30 Rochester, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Dave. I've spent my entire life living in various parts of Rochester, graduated from RIT in 2007, and bought my first house at the end of 2010. Once upon a time I played hockey, now every winter I say I'll get into playing again but I never do. I'm passably musically inclined: I'm a self-taught guitarist and I can pretend to know what I'm doing on the piano. As of April 2014 I've decided to start teaching myself drums as well. I'm a fairly open person, and I'm willing to talk about anything with anyone. It makes life much more interesting that way. I've also been told I'm a black hole for useless trivia.

Other random facts about me:
- I'm an only child
- I'm left-handed
- According to my job title I am a "software developer"
- I hate making plans and tend to be very spur of the moment
- I'm always paranoid I'm going to get one of those anti-theft stickers stuck on the bottom of my shoe and cause me to set off the alarm when I leave a store
- I get a tiny ember of rage inside of me whenever I see someone leave a shopping cart in a parking lot instead of putting in the cart corral.
- I alphabetize my movie and CD collections. Numeric movies/bands go at the beginning of their respective collections unless the number is actually spelled out. Also, yes, I still purchase movies and CDs. Not only that, I almost always buy them from brick and mortar stores.
- Ever have the dream where your teeth start falling out? That one always freaks me the hell out.
- I built a home theater in my basement, complete with a projector. If you talk to me there is a good chance I'll ramble to you about it.
- Reiterating a point from the last comment: I ramble. I also get sidetracked easily.
- I consider a brownie ruined if you put nuts in it.
- I'm completely terrible at doing accents/impersonations. You know how in I Love You Man everyone picks on Paul Rudd's character for sounding like a leprechaun when he does impersonations? Yeah, that's pretty much me, but with a bit of Russian mixed in. It's pretty bad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working... just taking it day to day and seeing where life takes me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being random and saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Also: origami. Actually, that's a lie. Lying isn't my strong suit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact I don't shut up.

.... or my eyes. They tend to be mute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll admit, I'm not a reader. Not that I'm against books or anything, I just have no idea what I'd want to read.

Movies: I used to have a list of movies here, but really, anything directed by Edgar Wright, Terry Gilliam, Sam Raimi, the Coen brothers, Christopher Nolan, Sam Mendes, David Fincher, David Lynch, David Cronenberg (us Davids have to stick together, you know?) or anything Pixar is fine by me. Also, all the Marvel Studios produced comic book movies. DC was lame when I read comics when I was little, and they're still lame now, unless it's Batman.

TV: I don't have cable so I usually catch things way after they originally air. If you spoil something for me I will be mad. Anyways, currently airing that I watch: Archer Community, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, It's Always Sunny, Parks and Recreation, The Walking Dead, True Detective, Rick and Morty. Oldies but goodies: Arrested Development, Firefly, MST3K, The Office, The Simpsons (yeah it's still on, but it hasn't been funny in over a decade). Yes, I know, I still need to watch Breaking Bad. I'm getting there.

Music: Metal! Since apparently no one listens to metal on here, I'll refrain from listing bands. Generally I appreciate any form of music that is well written and performed. Also, 90s alt rock because that was my coming of age music.

Food: I'm a fat man in a little man's body. I eat anything, really. Not big on seafood though, outside of shrimp and crab. But yes.. food is awesome. I recently bought a smoker so now my weekends are spend barbeque'ing. I make a mean rack of ribs, not gonna lie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1). Einstein's Theory of Relativity
2). Occam's Razor
3). a mortal coil
4). a brain in a vat
5). Google
6). Pretentious answers to hypothetical questions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If it's prior to noon: lunch.

If it's after noon: dinner.

If it's after dinner: well, that's classified.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably in a recliner watching a movie. I'm boring like that. Usually by Friday I'm so burned out from the rest of the week that's all I feel like doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book. Ask for my darkest secrets and I shall tell.
You should message me if
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You're a manic pixie dream girl.