Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Dave, and here are a bunch of random facts about
- I play guitar, drums, and piano
- I'm an only child
- I'm left-handed
- I do software development for a living; the product I work on
currently is a student management system used by roughly 1/3 of the
districts in NY.
- I hate making plans and tend to be very spur of the moment
- I'm always paranoid I'm going to get one of those anti-theft
stickers stuck on the bottom of my shoe and cause me to set off the
alarm when I leave a store
- I get a tiny ember of rage inside of me whenever I see someone
leave a shopping cart in a parking lot instead of putting in the
- I alphabetize my movie and CD collections. Numeric movies/bands
go at the beginning of their respective collections unless the
number is actually spelled out. Also, yes, I still purchase movies
and CDs. Not only that, I almost always buy them from brick and
- Ever have the dream where your teeth start falling out? That one
always freaks me the hell out.
- I built a home theater in my basement, complete with a projector.
If you talk to me there is a good chance I'll ramble to you about
- Reiterating a point from the last comment: I ramble. I also get
- I consider a brownie ruined if you put nuts in it.
- I'm completely terrible at doing accents/impersonations. You know
how in I Love You Man everyone picks on Paul Rudd's character for
sounding like a leprechaun when he does impersonations? Yeah,
that's pretty much me, but with a bit of Russian mixed in. It's
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working... just taking it day to day and seeing where life takes
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being random and saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.
Also: origami. Actually, that's a lie. Lying isn't my strong suit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact I don't shut up.
.... or my eyes. They tend to be mute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'll admit, I'm not a reader. Not that I'm against books or
anything, I just have no idea what I'd want to read.
Movies: Anything cult-classic-ey (Donnie Darko, Evil Dead, Office
Space), anything clever (Memento, Hot Fuzz), anything Pixar,
anything Marvel Studios produced. Honestly, I have over 300 movies
in my collection. I'll probably watch anything.
TV: Community, Parks and Rec, Archer, Rick and Morty, Game of
Thrones, the Walking Dead, Mad Men....
Music: Metal! Since apparently no one listens to metal on here,
I'll refrain from listing bands. Generally I appreciate any form of
music that is well written and performed. Also, 90s alt rock
because that was my coming of age music.
Food: I'm a fat man in a little man's body. I eat anything, really.
Not big on seafood though, outside of shrimp and crab. But yes..
food is awesome. I recently bought a smoker so now my weekends are
spent BBQ'ing. I make a mean rack of ribs, not gonna lie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1). Einstein's Theory of Relativity
2). Occam's Razor
3). a mortal coil
4). a brain in a vat
6). Pretentious answers to hypothetical questions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If it's prior to noon: lunch.
If it's after noon: dinner.
If it's after dinner: well, that's classified.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably in a recliner watching a movie. I'm boring like that.
Usually by Friday I'm so burned out from the rest of the week
that's all I feel like doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book. Ask for my darkest secrets and I shall tell.
You should message me if
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You're a manic pixie dream girl.
Or if you're pretty much Liz Lemon.
Or you can juggle lemons.
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