I joined because online “tests” amuse me, and apparently you need to join to take them. So, there I am. If I happen to meet some people that enjoy the same things I enjoy, then bonus. If not, well… there are a LOT of tests to take. A LOT.

As for about me; I’m a gamer (dice pen-n-paper and online RPGs like Warcraft, DnD, Vampire, etc); like music (everything except country); love movies (comedies, action, anime); love books (sci-fi, fantasy, nonfiction); Ancient History; Culture; and random chat about inane topics. I do have a quirky sense of humor that’s not exactly politically correct, and a mind that frequently dives into the gutters.

I enjoy the outdoors and traveling, just as much as I enjoy computers. I don't work out as much as I should, or at least feel I should. I enjoy going out to eat and catching a flick as well as just hanging out at my place and gaming. I also use "I" a lot, and am considering referring to myself in third person as an alternative. Though that obviously may be even more annoying.

Keeping myself amused, which is pretty easy since I usually laugh at about everything. Not that I don't have a serious side. I do. I just seem to have misplaced it.

Trying to get into the best shape of my life, with dreams of eventually running a half marathon - so spend my lunch and first hour after work in the gym. Surfing the web, playing a computer game, catching up on HULU or Netflix, reading, crafting chainmail (belts, bags, etc), or preparing to run a Pathfinder adventure for some co-workers.

What I’m best at is not for polite crowds, but I’ve been told I’m a cunning linguist. HAH! Made me laugh. Ok, actually I’m best at amusing myself.

Stunning good looks, intelligence, wit, and charm; but after they get to know me – it’s my modesty that really impresses them. (Yeah, I’m not a terribly serious person most of the time)

In seriousness though, I'm not sure. I've been told I have nice eyes and a nice butt. Or was it a woman's butt. Ok. Maybe not complete seriousness. I guess it's possibly my eyes and somewhat off kilter sense of humor.

Books/Authors:
George R.R. Martin – Song of Fire & Ice series
Steven Brust - Drageran novels
Guy Gavriel Kay – The Lions of Al’Rassan
Ain Hirsi Ali – Infidel
Anne Rice – Vampire & Sleeping Beauty novels
Pauline Reage/Anne Desclos - ;)
Also books by Robin Hobb, Peter V. Brett, Raymond Chandler, Glen Cook...

Web Comics:
Penny Arcade, Looking for Group, Gunnerkrigg Court, Sinfest, PVP Online, Something Positive, and The Least I could Do.

Movies:
Matrix, Avatar, Hero, Sin city, Yo Jimbo, Kite, The Professional, Last of the Mohicans, Losers, Lord of the Rings, Secretary, Shortbus, Dogma, Clerks I & II, Monte Python, Indiana Jones, The Big Sleep, Star Wars (IV-VI)… and the list could go on and on. Action, Comedy, Vampire, Werewolf or Zombie flicks are what I usually watch. (Though NOT Twilight.)

TV:
Archer, The Walking Dead, Dexter, House MD (rip), Bones, Castle, Archer, Heroes (rip), Farscape (rip), True Blood, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Vikings, Being Human (US version), The Arrow, Colbert Report, Daily Show.

Music: (everything but country..)
Ministry, NIN, Marilyn Manson, KMFDM, Bauhaus, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, DMX, 50 Cent, Lil’Kim, Led Zeppelin, Doors, Rihanna, The Lonely Island, Jay Z, Muse, Rage Against the Machine, Flo Rida, Disturbed, White Stripes, White Zombie, Dengue Fever....
- Listening to - The Kills' "U.R.A. Fever"

Food:
Thai, Mexican (or Tex-Mex), Italian, Pizza, Burgers, Korean, Sushi, …

Computer - gaming
iPhone - music/connection
Books - reading
Movies - entertainment
Dice bag… of dice.
Coffee - I'm not addicted; I could quit any time I want. Except, no one likes a quitter.

If I'm thinking seriously (and somewhat politically), I do spend a bit of time wondering why it seems the best news in the U.S. are F'n comedy shows (Colbert Report & Daily Show). I find it funny (because I'm a bit warped), but also very sad.

Generally I try not to think about politics or religion... Yes, yes. I'm a bad person. I'd rather just think about ways of amusing myself and being happy though. Works for me, and keeps a smile on my face.... until I start thinking about the zombie apocalypse.

I also spend time wondering why more people here don't label their pictures. They frequently have these wonderful pictures, in exotic locations, but nothing to tell people where they were taken. That's a pity.

Going to the movies, reading, hanging out with friends, or just relaxing w/ a bottle of wine and cheese, or hot coffee. I’m easy like that. My weekends rotate, so my Friday may end up being another person's Tuesday.

I admit NOTHING! (but will more than tell everything in private... hahaha.) Though I will admit I'm rather fond of piercings, and have a couple, but you won't see them while I'm dressed.

I don't mind sharing private things, but usually only share w/ friends or after I've gotten to know someone fairly well. That could take a long time or minutes depending on how we hit it off.

If you are a gamer (pc, table top, consol), like movies, like books, or are slightly to a lot naughty and bored – but not boring. Though, I’m easily amused so even boring may not be so bad.

You shouldn't message me if you have difficulty typing out words. "Your" is only 2 more key strokes than "ur"; "you're" is only 3 more key strokes. Stroke your keyboards people; they'll appreciate it! Seriously, don't be lazy with language. Consider it practice for your fingers or tongue that can be used in other areas!