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akeythecat

28 F East Providence, RI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Icelandic (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Hawaiian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Quick description: cat-adoring, freedom-loving, book-carrying, wanderlusting writer with a tendency for hermitage, an adoration for the past, passion for the ocean, and a thirst to commune with the wild.

I do so love going out to bars, dancing, museums, or just going out and cruising a city or the country. Love travel, books, conversing, cats, my Jeep Wrangler, Doctor Who, music, movies, and video games. Pretty much the whole media gambit.

I'm a writer (I know, I know, who isn't?) focused on fantasy, sci-fi, and modern fairy tales. I'm pretty spontaneous and creative, love having fun, and very random at times to the point that a lazy Sunday afternoon of video games turns into a dolled-up night on the town in Boston in the blink of an eye. I'm also know for breaking into dance at random down aisle of stores, restaurant booths, and in cars. You should see the kind of dancing I do while baking.

I'm also a witch. (Details: Animistic hard polytheist secular witch.) I'm very serious about my beliefs but I'm incredibly open-minded and laid back. I respect others beliefs and only ask that you respect mind. I also like experimenting with herbs, witchcraft, and basic science. It's fun and keeps the boredom at bay, most of the time. I do like to talk about my beliefs but I'm not out to convert people. That's totally not my gig and I'm against forced conversion entirely.

If you're looking for a girl that's creative, fun, spontaneous, who loves an evening out with food, drinks, and friend or spends a day in reading, blogging, playing video games, and watching TV you might be looking at the right girl. If you're searching for a girl who can talk about the the best beaches and travel sites at an anime convention then switch to discussing Norse mythology and the best way to make homemade fruit wine on tumblr then listening to gossiping about friends and life at a cozy pub then we definitely need to chat!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a professional witch and fortune teller. I teach students and sell my wares and services to the public I run an etsy shop and
blog dedicated to witchcraft mostly, my life and shop second, and sillies third. I write and fully intend to get my writing published. My blog, which I update every day, is: thiscrookedcrown.tumblr.com. Oh, you can find the shop through the blog. I really don't mean to advertise here. How rude would that be? Either way, I really, really love my work and will continue you even after I'm published.

Saving up to finish my degree in anthropology. (Or archaeology. Or mythology. Whichever I have the most credits in at this point).) Then probably going on to a masters then a Ph.D in folklore. In the mean time I take free online courses from universities around the world. I'm also educating myself to get accepted as an herbalist in the American Herbalist Guild.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Seeing. Witchcraft. Reading. Petting cats. Talking. Napping. Traveling. In that order.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The hair. It's blonde princess banana curls gone wild. I can and have been spotted by the hair in a crowd by strangers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Too many. Far, far too many. Top list off the top of my head? Neverwhere and American Gods by Neil Gaiman, Howl's Moving Castle by Dianne Wynne Jones, Mushishi by Urushibara Yuki, the Hobbit, any form of the Journey to the West story or mythology. Folklore, superstitions, and mythology are loves of mine. (I've been tamed once or twice by being taunted with a book). Favorite authors? Judika Illes, Neil Gaiman, Dianne Wynne Jones, Terry Pratchet, J.D. Robb, George R.R. Martin, Janet Evanovich, Patricia C. Wrede, Ono Fuyumi, Minekura Kazuya, Jim Butcher, CLAMP, Urushibara Yuki, Takabayashi Tomo, Akino Matsuri, Kinoshita Sakura, Ōtsuka Eiji, Shimotsuki Kairi, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Tolkien, ... I'll stop now. I read more fantasy than sci-fi.

Movies/ TV: Let's just say most fantasy, sci-fi, paranormal, and action. DOCTOR WHO. It's the only show I actual adhere to the TV schedule for. I'm a total Whovian. I miss Firefly and adore Star Trek and Torchwood. The 10th Kingdom, Once Upon a Time, Grimm, Sherlock (actually, just Sherlock Holmes in general), Pitch Black, Haven, Merlin, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along, Leverage, Ghost in the Darkness, Destination Truth, Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, Avengers, Saiyuki, xxxHOLIC / Tusbasa, Mushishi, Tactics, Kyo Kara Maoh!, and I'm stopping there because I will keep going. I still watch kid's movies (What? They're good stories) and I actually like musicals (and theatre). I watch more sci-fi than fantasy.

Music: everything from J-rock to German folk to Scottish Gaelic ballads to American soft rock. I love violins and flute and can barely carry a tune. I love music I can dance to (and not just club dancing but ritual or artistic dancing)

Podcasts/Radio Shows: Welcome to Night Vale (which I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE), New World Witchery, The Wigglian Way Pagan Podcast, Neverwhere (2012). I'm always looking for good, new ones too.

Food: I'm a comfort food kind of girl. Willing to try anything. Love seafood. Adore sweets and fruit. Dislikes organs (it's a thing). I bake fairly well and often so there's that.

Video Games: Elder Scrolls series, Mass Effect series, Dragon Age series, Disgaea series. Civilization and RTS games hold a special place in my heart. Willing to try anything, but RPGs FTW.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Absolutely can't live without? Being able to write. My brain, it would explode.

If given 6 hours I could move my entire life to another country but here would be the first sixth things I'd grab:
The internet and tumblr (cellphone, netbook, desktop, etc. whatever is handy)
My cats
Jeep
Essential foods and liquids (water, tea, honey, fruit, chocolate, pizza, fish and chips, french fries, etc)
Books
Needle and thread and a knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever I'm writing. Mythology, folklore, superstitions. People. Books. Witchcraft. Why I don't have a self-pouring coffee machine. I love thinking about where game/book/movie/TV series are going. The world. Politics. Religion and spirituality. Social issues. What the cats are thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home with the cats, tumblr blogging, and some sort of entertainment (books, video games, writing, crafting, etc). On occasion I might go out to a bar or stay home and bake up a storm. Witchcraft and writing obligatory.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've always wanted to learn to fix my Jeep myself. Update! I'm learning now. Sort of. Kinda.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You haven't clicked the x button at the top and are intrigued. I swear I'm just as crazy as I sound, more or less. But a good crazy. The chaotic wild fun crazy. That's a thing, right?

I'm looking for a passionate guy who's willing to see adventure in their life, respects and embraces my frequent freedoms and independence, and is willing to explore the world with me. Enjoying an evening of drinking and hanging out or movies, video games, reading, and cats is a bonus. Not being weirded out by finding jars of witchcraft laying around the house is a super bonus but completely not required (Haha! That's trespassing into dream territory, that is!).