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21 F Irvine, CA

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Last Online
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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm an English major with way too much time on my hands. Don't worry, I don't like Shakespeare any more than you.

I like a vintage look with modern values - I take fashion very seriously and see it as a form of expression. I'd game all day if adult responsibility didn't exist, and I've been known to lose my shit over black-and-white movies. I'm looking for intellectual companionship - somebody to meet for lunch, talk to, see the world with. Life is better when you can share the things you love.

I enjoy a man who cleans up nice and fires back in a conversation. Why settle for Private Ryan when you can try for Patton?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What do I WANT to do with my life? Win a Pulitzer. Make the bestseller lists. Die famous. Not dying at all would be cool, but then I've never read one of those books about the crappy underbelly of immortality.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I do art/logo/design commissions to pay utility bills, and I took a stab at piano for eight years - well, I guess eight years is too long to call it "taking a stab." I speak French, Spanish and Russian, and brother, that list will only get longer.

Why? Languages are fun. And the more languages you know, the more foreign accents you can imitate. It was a good parlor trick when I was in elementary school.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get mistaken for older than I am - TA, graduate student, etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Listening: John Williams. Django Reinhardt. Verdi’s Dies Irae. The Red Army Choir. Howard Ashman/Alan Menken. Ludovico Einaudi. Edith Piaf. Tango. Swing. Flogging Molly. George Gershwin. Murder By Death. Yann Tiersen. Bernard Herrmann. Max Steiner. Ella Fitzgerald. The Rat Pack. Movits!.

Watching: Charade. Vertigo. The Usual Suspects. Bogie. Amélie. Dr. Strangelove. In Bruges. The Iron Giant. Connery’s Bond films. North By Northwest. Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. Blade Runner. Sunset Boulevard. La Vie En Rose. Inglourious Basterds. Stalag 17. Amadeus. If it won Best Picture I’ll give it a shot.

Reading: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. A Streetcar Named Desire. W. H. Auden. To Kill a Mockingbird. Oscar Wilde. Dorothy Parker. Of Mice and Men. The Phantom Tollbooth. Hunter Thompson. Moby-Dick. Euripides, Aeschylus, old fogeys like that. Heart of Darkness. Tintin. Duras’ La Douleur. Raymond Chandler. Watchmen.

Playing: Mass Effect. Fallout. Hitman. LA Noire. GTAIV. Bioshock. Team Fortress 2. If it's on Steam, recommend it to me!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, writing utensils, red lipstick, starches, clean running water and a flush toilet.

Hey, you asked.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The little stuff about my writing. Characters, plot development, whether any of what I create is any good. You're never alone when you write, and I mean that in the least schizophrenic way possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm on a writing binge I don't leave my computer chair until dinnertime. Or my bathrobe. Hell, sometimes the bathrobe comes to dinner too. I assumed this was something all writers did.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are you intelligent? Funny? Well-dressed? All three? Why not?

Note as of December 2012: Please don't message me if all you're interested in is a warm vag. If I were looking for casual sex it would say so on the section above. As it is, I'm not, and trying to get it out of me through the internet equivalent of catcalling is a waste of your time.