akgroner1
28 Indianapolis, IN
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My self-summary
I'm friendly, I chug beer like a champ, I belch a lot, I love Star Wars, I'm brutally honest, I make most choices based on logic, and I will never EVER like Jersey Shore.

I would also pass up a night on the town with celebrities to spend a night in with pizza, beer, a special man-friend and some really good egghead educational programming. Discovery Channel and Spike are like my porn.

I am creative, passionate, and nurturing
What I’m doing with my life
Navigating scary post-grad life after getting my masters in Philanthropic Studies
I’m really good at
Karaoke, empathy, burping and kissing (not at the same time).
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos, my complete lack of shame, my goddamn dirty mouth... and honestly, my inability to speak english and hold conversations when I find someone attractive. My libido tends to scramble my brain when I think someone's hot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Shakespeare of any kind, Travel books, Biographies, Helter Skelter, Lolita, the Sookie Stackhouse Series, Fight Club, Harry Potter, Warm Bodies

Movies: Boondock Saints, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, STAR WARS, Snakes on a Plane, Fight Club (again), Death to Smoochy, Serenity, Mars Attacks!, Jurassic Park, anything Disney or Marvel and I loves me some good documentary films.

Music:... Um, anything. The Beatles, Joni Mitchell, Zeppelin, Bob Dylan, Passion Pit, The Black Keys, Carole King, The Cure, Alabama Shakes, Robyn, Taylor Swift, Sia, Rob Zombie.... and classical music. (I was a music major at a conservatory for a while)

TV: Sherlock, Dr.Who, Breaking Bad, Friends, Star Trek (both TOS and TNG), Orange is the New Black, Firefly, Freaks and Geeks, Girls, BBT
The six things I could never do without
my friends, books, music, my kitten Cooper, my fantastic bed and red lipstick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
It's an even split between other people's well-being, general fantasy/daydreamy smut, and whether skinny girls know how delicious chicken wings are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with my best friend having our weekly girldate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Benedict Cumberbatch makes me twitterpated
You should message me if
You're reliable, hilarious and not pretentious.

Only men who can handle a big personality need apply.
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