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akgroner1

27 F Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm friendly, I chug beer like a champ, I belch a lot, I love Star Wars, I'm brutally honest, I make most choices based on logic, and I will never EVER like Jersey Shore.

And before you ask- Yes, I'm aware that I'm wearing a Star Trek shirt in my profile pic. No, I do not get Star Wars and Star Trek mixed up. Yes, I like both and no, there is nothing wrong with that.

I would also pass up a night on the town with celebrities to spend a night in with pizza, beer, a special man-friend and some really good egghead educational programming. Discovery Channel and Spike are like my porn.

I am creative, passionate, and nurturing
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm at IUPUI getting my Masters Degree in Philanthropic Studies aka: Saving the World 101 after volunteering for two years with AmeriCorps. Perfect date idea? Volunteering together. Try it, it's like an aphrodisiac to ladies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
playing the oboe, memorization, karaoke, talking to strangers, being double jointed, burping and kissing (not at the same time).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tattoos, my complete lack of shame, my goddamn dirty mouth... and honestly, my inability to speak english and hold conversations when I find someone attractive. My libido tends to scramble my brain when I think someone's hot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Shakespeare of any kind, Travel books, Biographies, Helter Skelter, Lolita, the Sookie Stackhouse Series, Fight Club, 50 Shades Series (yeah, I know it's smutty, but at least it's not Twilight) and Non-fiction wildlife guides...

Movies: Boondock Saints, Ferris Beuler's day Off, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, STAR WARS, Snakes on a Plane, Fight Club (again), Death to Smoochy, anything Disney or Marvel and I loves me some good documentary films.

Music:... Um, anything. Examples; The Beatles, Joni Mitchell, Zeppelin, Bob Dylan, Passion Pit, The Black Keys, Carole King, The Cure, Ry Cooder, and all classical music. I was a music major at one time, so all classical/romantic period music really rings my chimes. :)

TV: in a nutshell, obsessed with BBC programming... Sherlock and Dr.Who are my lifeblood.

Food: Indian Food, Mac and Cheese, cinnamon buns ice cream, anything with spinach and i whip up some meeeeean fajitas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my friends, my copy of the Complete Works of Shakespeare, music, my kitten Cooper (Yes, named after Anderson Cooper), beer and Shark Week. (No seriously, i have turned down dates to watch "air jaws") ...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Other people
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows? It's different every week. Usually out having a few drinks with my pals, watching Dr.Who or studying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't sleep with a teddy bear, I sleep with a stuffed Humboldt Squid. They're fearsome predators, and therefore much better at warding off ghosts, closet monsters and bad men from my bedroom. Oh, and I just got a stuffed Yoda as well... MMm, yes, excited about that, I am...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you're reliable, hilarious and not pretentious.