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akkando

32 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born the son of poor black sharecroppers.

I just ate whole jar of black olives by myself. Is that awesome or is that terrible? My tummy says it's awesome.

I don't have any tattoos. If I did though, I wouldn't puss out, I would get a real piece of art worth showing.

I can be quite sarcastic. Often times I am very shy, but my friends tell me in social settings they don't notice it. I think that is because if I am feeling too shy I head for zee hills rather than hang out and feel awkward. I have been known to ask the waitress stupid questions when I am at a restaurant. I should write a book with a variety of waitress opinions on various subjects.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever the fuck I want.

Also I make games for a living. Basically I am what they call a "fun-gineer", that is the technical term. I build and design the spaces. Then through a one way mirror I watch people we bring in play the game and based on our observations use that information to make the game better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spending time on the details.

Making and awesome playlist to rock out to.

I can snowboard every trail that has been put in front of me and often times off the trail as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My razor sharp wit and my dashing good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Anything off Ed Banger Records, The James Gang, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Nirvana, AC/DC, Bob Dylon, Daft Punk, tons of mashups from DJs, Girl Talk, Dr Dre, Free Form Five, Notorious BIG, Gnarles Barkley, A lot of live and acoustic stuff, Gorillaz, Guns N' Roses, Lady GaGA (Shutup!), Justice, LCD Sound System, Led Zeppelin, and The Velvet Underground.

Favorite books: Ender's Game, Artie Lange - Too Fat to Fish, The Stand, Dark Tower Series, Atlas Shrugged, Hyperion, Born Standing Up - A comic's Life. I think the articles in Vanity Fair are surprisingly well written and I also regularly read New York Magazine.

Movies: Breaking Bad, The Shawshank Redemption, Dumb and Dumber, Sopranos, The Wire, From Dusk Till Dawn, Seinfeld, Pulp Fiction, The Watchmen, Tropic Thunder, The Usual Suspects.

Food: PASTAS! A good Bacon Burger, Avocado, GARLIC, Salsa, Salmon, Twice Baked Potato, Anything wrapped in BACON really, Fresh Orange Juice, Fresh Apples, Fresh Baked Bread, Toasted Bagel with Cream Cheese, Good Wine, Ice Cream, OMG Dark Chocolate, A medium rare STEAK!! Good Coffee (Won't drink garbage)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Podcasts because otherwise I would go crazy at work when I am cut and pasting digital trees and rocks all over the place.

The Sun and my sunglasses, my great Sony MDR-v6 Headphones, my awesome camera, iphone, and clean underwear of course.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What countries I would like to visit
Should I shave today or tomorrow?
Starting my own business so I can have more freedom to work when and where I want.
What do you think Jack Nicholson is doing right now?
Would baby wipes be more sanitary and more efficient than toilet paper?
Should I Zig or Zag?
If I was rich would I make a big scene at work then shout "FINE, I QUIT!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling after an exhausting week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I failed my first driving test.... when I was 23.... but they just didn't notice when I looked over my shoulder, I totally did! it was BS! I think the instructor was just fantasizing about driving the car through the DMV and not paying attention.
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