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akkando

33 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just ate whole jar of black olives by myself. Is that awesome or is that terrible? My tummy says it's awesome.

I have a positive outlook on life. A car tends to go in the direction you are looking and life tends to work the same way.

I can be quite sarcastic. Often times I feel shy, but my friends tell me they don't notice it, sometimes they even tell me to shut up! I have been known to ask the waiter/waitress silly questions when I am at a restaurant. You can learn a lot from them!

I like having discussions with people and exploring a topic from all angles. It's fun to learn something new or understand something better.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make games for a living. Basically I am what they call a "fun-gineer." That is the technical term. I build and design the spaces that people play in. Then through the magic of computer wizardry and a lot of hard work (and coffee) a game is born.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spending time on the details.

Cooking up some killer Sriracha honey chicken wings

Making and awesome playlist to rock out to.

I can snowboard every trail that has been put in front of me and often times off the trail as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dashing good wit and my razor sharp looks. I mean the other way around.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Anything off Ed Banger Records, The James Gang, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Nirvana, AC/DC, tons of tacky mashups, Girl Talk, Dr Dre, Free Form Five, Notorious BIG, Gnarles Barkley, Guns N' Roses, Justice, LCD Sound System, Led Zeppelin, and The Velvet Underground.

Favorite books: Ender's Game, Artie Lange - Too Fat to Fish, The Stand, Dark Tower Series, Hyperion, Born Standing Up - A comic's Life. Vanity Fair articles are good and I also like to read New York Magazine.

Movies/TV: Breaking Bad, The Shawshank Redemption, Dumb and Dumber, Sopranos, The Wire, From Dusk Till Dawn, Seinfeld, Pulp Fiction, Tropic Thunder, The Usual Suspects.

Food: A good Bacon Burger, Avocado, GARLIC, Salsa, Salmon, Twice Baked Potato, Anything wrapped in BACON really, Fresh Orange Juice, Ice Cream, OMG Dark Chocolate, A medium rare STEAK!! Good Coffee (Won't drink garbage)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Podcasts because otherwise I would go crazy at work when I am cut and pasting digital trees and rocks all over the place.

The Sun and my sunglasses, my great Sony MDR-v6 Headphones, my awesome camera, iphone, and clean underwear of course.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What countries I would like to visit
Why don't we have bidets here in the states? Savages all of us, seriously.
Should I shave today or tomorrow?
Starting my own business so I can have more freedom to work when and where I want.
What do you think Jack Nicholson is doing right now?
Should I Zig or Zag?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
After a busy week I prefer to chill on Friday night and instead go out Saturday!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My belly button is amazing. I have one of the best.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're nice and have your shit together. You are curious about people and the world. If you have something interesting to say or a unique point of view. You like good coffee. If you want to go do something fun!