Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am now with an amazing woman, so i'm looking for cool new
friends, or if you are interested in fun with an honest and open
minded kinky couple-say hello!******
I am here because i appreciate an up front, blunt approach to life,
and with a profile, I can just put out there those important things
that most people avoid talking about until they have been on
several dates pretending to be people they aren't.
I'm only partially the stereotype that you would expect. I am
pretty intense about the things that interest me(and there are
many!), I am far from shy, I love horror movies, i will not sit by
and just watch life happen, i jump in head first...and yes, I am a
professional pervert(don't settle for amateurs).
But i'm also a very relaxed, super optimistic, happy, goofy, nerdy,
hopeless romantic, bookworm who never hides how i feel about the
people i care about. I will hold hands in public, and still kill
that unidentified bug that got in the house. So, lets cut to the
chase-here are the awkward things right up front:
*I like kids, but really can't see them in my future(i'm fixed
*I have been divorced twice, but still believe in marriage
*I am a perpetual optimist and would love to find the same in my
*I was raised by a shrink, so i firmly believe communication is the
key to everything
*I am far from a materialistic person, i collect stories and great
memories, not possessions-im actually a bit of an eco-nut and would
love to live in an earthship style houseboat
*I have to respect someone to be able to love them, so i am
naturally attracted to strong, smart, independent women
*I seem cocky at first, but ask anyone who knows me, i know i am
flawed and am wrong often...and am willing to admit it
*I love bacon and sex, and think the world would be a better place
with more of both for everyone
So...if i haven't scared you or bored you, be bold and let me know.
I promise i'm just a good guy looking for a good girl(but we can be
bad later if you like lol)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for that place i belong, that calling that makes me feel
worthy, that love that makes me shine, that idea that will make my
mind explode. I am just looking to truly live...not just survive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love to talk and debate with interesting people about anything
from politics, to which superpower is the coolest. Huge movie
buff(especially bad horror flixs). Avid reader, dog lover, food
fanatic, and over all funny guy :) and I'm famous for my stories :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the tattoos of course, but my very odd view of the world, my
unwaivering optimism, unusual approach to thinking and living...all
get noticed pretty fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
mmmm...books: I love anything educational, eco, art
realted...anything by Clive Barker, Laurell K. Hamilton, Neil
Gaiman, Dean Koontz, Carl Hiaasen, and Neitzsche.
T.V.: I don't watch much unless it's on netflix, but love Arrested
development, the league, how i met your mother, walking dead, and
i'm addicted to TED.com
Movies: All of them :)
Comedians: John Stewart and Louis CK are my funny heros
Music: I have eclectic tastes, but right now am in love with
Food: I LOVE food! Italian, greek, anything with soul and rich
flavors...and bacon :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in no real order,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*Embrace this moment you have, and this person you are...the rest
will take care of its self
*Learn something new everyday, no matter how small
*Action equals belief
*A painful truth is better than a comforting lie
*Deal with it, it builds character!(my dads favorite line of all
*surround yourself with amazing people whenever possible
*The number1 cause of death is birth...so calm down and enjoy the
*If you ever say "its better than sex", you're doing it
*Embrace your flaws, they are what make us unique
*Live with Passion!
*Bacon is a religious experience
*Don't let fear keep you from loving someone
*If you are not on fire, or being attacked by Zombies...its a good
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My lawyer has advised me to say "No comment, and screw 'em if they
can't take a joke"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no shame...ask me anything at all and I will tell you. If
you want the dirt, you can also check out my profile on
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if your passionate, silly, and open to letting fate do with us what
it will. If you thrive on affection , and enjoy flirting like its
breathing. Are open minded and looking for the same....or your'e
just kinky as all get out lol
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