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aktat2az

41 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Aries
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am here because i appreciate an up front, blunt approach to life, and with a profile, I can just put out there those important things that most people avoid talking about until they have been on several dates pretending to be people they aren't.
I'm only partially the stereotype that you would expect. I am pretty intense about the things that interest me(and there are many!), I am far from shy, I love horror movies, i will not sit by and just watch life happen, i jump in head first...and yes, I am a professional pervert(don't settle for amateurs).
But i'm also a very relaxed, super optimistic, happy, goofy, nerdy, hopeless romantic, bookworm who never hides how i feel about the people i care about. I will hold hands in public, and still kill that unidentified bug that got in the house. So, lets cut to the chase-here are the awkward things right up front:

**I am in a committed, open relationship with a smart, sexy, classic 70's soul sister who plays roller derby, and we are looking for people open to a more "swinger" mentality who would like to play with us ;)
*I like kids, but really can't see them in my future
*I have been divorced twice, but still believe in marriage
*I am a perpetual optimist and would love to find the same in my partner
*I was raised by a shrink, so i firmly believe communication is the key to everything
*I am far from a materialistic person, i collect stories and great memories, not possessions-im actually a bit of an eco-nut and would love to live in an earthship style houseboat
*I have to respect someone to be able to love them, so i am naturally attracted to strong, smart, independent women
*I seem cocky at first, but ask anyone who knows me, i know i am flawed and am wrong often...and am willing to admit it proudly
*I love bacon and sex, and think the world would be a better place with more of both for everyone
So...if i haven't scared you or bored you, be bold and let me know. I promise i'm just a good guy looking for a good girl(but we can be bad later if you like lol)
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for that place i belong, that calling that makes me feel worthy, that love that makes me shine, that idea that will make my mind explode. I am just looking to truly live...not just survive.
I’m really good at
I love to talk and debate with interesting people about anything from politics, to which superpower is the coolest. Huge movie buff(especially bad horror flixs). Avid reader, dog lover, food fanatic, and over all funny guy :) and I'm famous for my stories :)
The first things people usually notice about me
the tattoos of course, but my very odd view of the world, my unwaivering optimism, unusual approach to thinking and living...all get noticed pretty fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
mmmm...books: I love anything educational, eco, art realted...anything by Clive Barker, Laurell K. Hamilton, Neil Gaiman, Dean Koontz, Carl Hiaasen, and Neitzsche.
T.V.: I don't watch much unless it's on netflix, but love Arrested development, the league, how i met your mother, walking dead, and i'm addicted to TED.com
Movies: All of them :)
Comedians: John Stewart and Louis CK are my funny heros
Music: I have eclectic tastes, but right now am in love with Thievery Corporation.
Food: I LOVE food! Italian, greek, anything with soul and rich flavors...and bacon :)
The six things I could never do without
in no real order,
Popcycles
intimate moments
my dog
art
sex
bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
*Laugh often
*Embrace this moment you have, and this person you are...the rest will take care of its self
*Learn something new everyday, no matter how small
*Action equals belief
*A painful truth is better than a comforting lie
*Deal with it, it builds character!(my dads favorite line of all time lol)
*surround yourself with amazing people whenever possible
*The number1 cause of death is birth...so calm down and enjoy the ride
*If you ever say "its better than sex", you're doing it wrong!
*Embrace your flaws, they are what make us unique
*Live with Passion!
*Bacon is a religious experience
*Don't let fear keep you from loving someone
*If you are not on fire, or being attacked by Zombies...its a good day!
On a typical Friday night I am
My lawyer has advised me to say "No comment, and screw 'em if they can't take a joke"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no shame...ask me anything at all and I will tell you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
if your passionate, silly, and open to letting fate do with us what it will. If you thrive on affection , and enjoy flirting like its breathing. Are open minded and looking for the same....or your'e just kinky as all get out lol