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alanfiers

25 Indianapolis, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm short and goofy. I enjoy learning new things, especially about new cultures from people of that culture.

I'd like to say I used my actual name to show how honest I am, but that wouldn't be honest. I think I was just being lazy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a pet supply store and I really like it. I make decent money and do it while getting to pet dogs all day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and saying obscure things that make people laugh or stare blankly at me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and/or the big holes in my ears. I've also heard that I always smell good...?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Any Stephen King (including him as Richard Bachman), The Hobbit, Catcher in the Rye, Chariots of the Gods?, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, Ender's Shadow, The Great Gatsby

Movies: Boondock Saints, Renaissance, The Picture of Dorian Gray, What Dreams May Come, The Great Gatsby, the original Planet of the Apes movies

T.V. shows: Sons of Anarchy, Burn Notice, Wilfred, The Jeselnik Offensive, Dexter, The Universe, Through the Wormhole, NCIS, The League, Supernatural, Ink Master

Music: Johnny Cash, Cage the Elephant, Rancid, Killswitch Engage, Leftover Crack, Social Distortion, The Stray Cats, Catch 22, Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, Against Me!, The Misfits, Trivium, Avenged Sevenfold, Credence Clearwater Revival, Rage Against the Machine, A Day to Remember, Margot and the Nuclear So and Sos, Stone Sour, Scumbelina, Dell Zell, Audiodacity
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, music, Netflix, beer, conversation, and caffeine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A spontaneous vacation to a place with a nice beach, a cooler full of beer, a happy pit bull running around having a blast, and a female companion to enjoy it all with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or doing nothing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear jean shorts.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think we'd get along, you like dogs, want to have an intelligent and respectful conversation, or if you're down for smoking and binge watching Netflix.

I'm not going to bitch you out if you don't respond or you discover how boring I am and cut your loses. I'm looking for a partner, not a missing piece.