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alank3000

26 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, my name's Alan (if you couldn't tell from my username!). I'm a pretty easy-going guy just looking to get to know a down-to-earth guy.

I'm pretty much a geek. I like things like computers and video games and movies. I also enjoy exploring new neighborhoods, finding new restaurants and bars, riding bikes, hiking, and going to the beach.

Personality-wise, I'm pretty open-minded, I have a sarcastic sense of humor, and I value honesty. I'm looking for a guy who doesn't take himself too seriously and isn't afraid to laugh at life. In my ideal guy, I would look for someone who is driven, honest, and down to earth.

Right now, I'm working as a web developer in the Loop in Chicago, and I'm really enjoying it!

What else is there to say here? If my profile interests you or you feel we might have a connection, feel free to send me a message!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a web developer at a small company in Chicago's Loop area. I'm really enjoying it, and I've gotten to work with some pretty cool clients like the Chicago Symphony Orchestra and the Shedd Aquarium.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating, sleeping, sassing people, playing video games, making people laugh, composing music, exaggerating, and creating obviously amazing OkCupid profiles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People tend to notice my crazy and sarcastic sense of humor. For instance, I make up words and create strange animals out of Lync emoticons. I hope people would also notice that I'm there for them no matter what. I'm always here to talk when a friend has something on their mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like a lot of types of movies - action, fantasy, comedy, drama. I love action and fantasy movies such as the Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Harry Potter. I also like superhero movies (loved the Avengers and the Dark Knight). Horror movies, such as Paranormal Activity and Insidious are great from time to time. In terms of comedy, there are so many, but I enjoyed Austin Powers and the first couple Scary Movie films. Anything with Jennifer Lawrence!!!!111!1

My favorite show for a long time was 24. I also like Modern Family, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, Futurama, The Good Wife, and Game of Thrones.

I like a lot of types of music. Anything with a good beat is likely to appeal to me. I listen to a lot of dance remixes (Cahill is amazing!), and I'm not going to lie, I enjoy the latest pop music like Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus. My musical interests also vary greatly, from Dream Theater to John Williams. Nothing like a good orchestral score from time to time.

For food, I enjoy all the things that are terrible for you, like pizza and pasta and burgers and fries (oh, and Mtn Dew... yeah, I'm surprised I'm not dead yet too). I do like to cook once in a while and it usually turns out well. At restaurants, Italian is one of my favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
These totally aren't generic and lackluster!
- my laptop (can I also include the Internet in this item?)
- my piano
- pepperoni pizza
- my family (awww!)
- my close friends
- my Ventra card
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
movie news (did you know they're making a Batman vs. Superman movie?!), how to be an adult, my friends, my cat

I also spend too much time thinking about ASP.NET and C# programming. Probably because that's what I do at my job. I'm a nerd, it's fine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going to the movies, hanging out with friends at a bar or one of our apartments, or playing video games, etc. Whatever sounds fun that night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes have a hard time finding things in large department stores.

I'm really bad at sports. Like, all of them.

I sometimes watch funny cat videos.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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Anything on my profile piques your interest, you're looking for something long term, or you just want to connect!