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alank3000

27 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 10
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, my name's Alan (if you couldn't tell from my username!). I'm a pretty easy-going guy just looking to get to know someone new.

I'm pretty much a geek. I like things like computers and video games and movies. I also enjoy exploring new neighborhoods, finding new restaurants and bars, riding bikes, hiking, and going to the beach.

Personality-wise, I'm pretty open-minded, I have a sarcastic sense of humor, and I value honesty. I'm looking for a guy who doesn't take himself too seriously and isn't afraid to laugh at life. In my ideal guy, I would look for someone who is driven, honest, and down to earth.

Right now, I'm working as a web developer in Chicago, and I'm enjoying every minute of it!

What else is there to say here? If my profile interests you, feel free to send me a message!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finished school in 2011. Since then, I've been working professionally as a web developer. I recently switched jobs - still doing web development, but at a new company. I couldn't be happier with my new job!

Hoping now to get back into dating since I actually have time to do so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating, sleeping, dry sarcasm, playing video games, making people laugh, composing music, exaggerating, computer stuff, discovering awesome song remixes, and creating obviously amazing OkCupid profiles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My crazy/weird/sarcastic sense of humor. Life's too short to be serious all the time!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a lot of different movie genres. Action and fantasy movies are great, such as the Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Harry Potter. I also like superhero movies (loved the Avengers and the Dark Knight). Horror movies, such as Paranormal Activity and Insidious are great from time to time. In terms of comedy, there are so many, but I enjoyed Austin Powers and the first couple Scary Movie films. I'm also a sucker for a drama or romantic comedy every once in a while. Silver Linings Playbook was great! Jennifer Lawrence is amazing, so I'd probably watch anything with her in it.

My favorite show for a long time was 24. I also like Modern Family, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, Futurama, The Good Wife, and Game of Thrones.

My musical interests vary greatly. Most often, I'm probably listening to something upbeat. I listen to a lot of dance remixes (Cahill is amazing!), and, of course, the latest pop music. I also like rock (especially instrumental rock such as Dream Theater), all the way to orchestral scores (John Williams, you're my idol).

For food, I enjoy all the things that are terrible for you, like pizza and pasta and burgers and fries (oh, and Mtn Dew... yeah, I'm surprised I'm not dead yet too). I do like to cook once in a while and it usually turns out well. I almost won a bake-off at my last job! At restaurants, Italian is one of my favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
These totally aren't generic and lackluster!
- my laptop (can I also include the Internet in this item?)
- my piano
- pepperoni pizza
- my family (awww!)
- my close friends
- my Ventra card
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
movie news (Star Wars Episode VII!!!), how to be an adult, my friends, my cat

I also spend too much time thinking about ASP.NET and C# programming. Probably because that's what I do at my job. I'm a nerd, it's fine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going to the movies, hanging out with friends at a bar or one of our apartments, or playing video games, etc. Whatever sounds fun that night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes have a hard time finding things in large department stores.

I'm really bad at sports. Like, all of them.

I thoroughly enjoy watching funny cat videos on YouTube.

Okay, that's 3 things. Whatever.
You should message me if
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Anything on my profile piques your interest, you're looking for something long term, or you just want to connect!