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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:21pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Has a kid
My self-summary
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It just occurred to me that realizing happiness in life is all about taking every opportunity you can to say "**** yeah!"

Pardon my language, but **** yeah, it's true! At the end of every day, upon tucking myself in to bed, I ask myself, how many **** Yeah opportunities did I create for others? And how many did I create for myself? Did I recognize every instance when the appropriate response to a question wasn't "Yes sir" or "I believe so," but a resounding "**** yeah," and when truly called for, "**** yeah baby!" And was I courageous or cowardly about expressing this in the face of today's repressing workplace policies?

Wait, a minute. Can it really be a good thing to use a little profanity to express happiness? **** yeah!! See what I mean?

But won't god get angry? **** no! God has a sense of humor. Just look at your own freckles, or an alpaca. He's idiosyncratic, obviously.

So now I'm waiting for that moment in dating when "**** yeah baby!" is the right thing to say.

In the meantime, just a few observations about online dating in general... In theory, it's a great tool that allows us to target people who meet some pretty important criteria like kids, religion, proximity, and then the subjective feelings we get from reading the profile descriptions. But in actuality, online dating commoditizes us. Just something i try not to fall prey to if i can help it.

Some of my passions include road biking, writing, politics, finance, watching NFL and college football (49ers and my Buckeyes!), cooking, stand-up comedy, and country music. To have some overlap in interests with someone who has a bit of intellect, a bit of charm, is attractive, has kids, and cusses when appropriate would be awesome. **** yeah!

Now that you know my summary, put down your latte and make your move ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
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I don't like the subtext of this question. The author obviously thinks I'm wasting it or I wouldn't be answering. Why don't you come out from behind that curtain Mr. Cupid -- ok -- and admit that you, yourself are still single and watching Redbox movies all alone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ranking, filtering, and adjusting things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They notice everything. Everybody stops dead in their tracks and starts taking notes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Think a Second Time, Band of Brothers, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Big Bang Theory, Saving Private Ryan, George Strait, Italian, Sushi, Steak, Indian, etc. All cuisines are good, but not all restaurants are.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Napkins, a timekeeping device, shoelaces, a pendulum, a gyroscope, and LOVE. I LOVE LOVE.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've spent the past 45 minutes contemplating the answer to this question. Then it occurred to me that the writer who came up with it wants to waste my time. And yours! So I implore you, isn't stealing 45 minutes from 50,000 people -- which amounts to a lifetime -- tantamount to murder?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laying aside my clothes for Saturday, of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor is so revolting that people cover their mouths to hide their laughter. But that's because it's based on literary tragedies.
You should message me if
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You got this far....otherwise you'd have just wasted 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back.