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alanmarks1001

42 M Little Elm, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Read the other questions before the summary first. I answered the summary too seriously.

I'm a divorced dad (Sept 08), professional, intelligent, caring, and fun to be around. I know nothing about this site, but hope it isn't a waste of time. I use Match primarily and like the idea that at least the women on there pay to use it (so the average user takes it more seriously).

Anyway, I'd like to find a woman who is in a compatible situation, intelligent, a good person, attractive, and has an upbeat disposition.

I am loyal, protective, and funny.

Now that you know my summary, put down your latte and make your move ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
I don't like the subtext of this question. The author obviously thinks I'm wasting it or I wouldn't be answering. Why don't you come out from behind that curtain Mr. Cupid -- ok -- and admit that you, yourself are still single and watching Redbox movies all alone.
I’m really good at
Ranking, filtering, and adjusting things.
The first things people usually notice about me
They notice everything. Everybody stops dead in their tracks and starts taking notes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Think a Second Time, Band of Brothers, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Big Bang Theory, Saving Private Ryan, George Strait, Italian, Sushi, Steak, Indian, etc. All cuisines are good, but not all restaurants are.
The six things I could never do without
Napkins, a timekeeping device, shoelaces, a pendulum, a gyroscope, and LOVE. I LOVE LOVE.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I've spent the past 45 minutes contemplating the answer to this question. Then it occurred to me that the writer who came up with it wants to waste my time. And yours! So I implore you, isn't stealing 45 minutes from 50,000 people -- which amounts to a lifetime -- tantamount to murder?
On a typical Friday night I am
Laying aside my clothes for Saturday, of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My sense of humor is so revolting that people cover their mouths to hide their laughter. But that's because it's based on literary tragedies.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You got this far....otherwise you'd have just wasted 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back.