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alansmithee2460

26 / M / bisexual / Available

Portland, Oregon

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
—
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
—
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German, Spanish

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I am erudite, ammusing, and whimsically unstable.

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My Self-Summary

I am, born and raised, the proud resident of an enlightened Gomorrah. I love Portland and its commitment to the senses; I love our arts, I love our music, I love the fact that we will see a booze made anywhere in the world out of anything and someone will say "I'm going to make that". I love the sheer density of enthusiastic hedonists. I Love Portland's position as a seething hotbed of the sex positive movement. I love it all with a bacchanalian glee.

I'm, Polyamorous, Pansexual, and a Heathen to boot. I currently work at a wine bar type thingy and am a part time student at PSU. I am a history major but I'm gradually becoming more serious in my thoughts of making a profession in tastefully honed vice.

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What I’m doing with my life

I'm just kind of taking things as they come. I figure getting a degree is probably the best thing to shoot for right now, and as long as I keep on with that theres no reason to trouble myself unduly about what comes next

I’m really good at

I Calligraph like a motherfucking riot. which is funny, cause I write in the scrawl of the dying.

Also I Cook, I Cook rather well.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'd have to say probably my hair or my eyes.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(A) the works of Gaiman, Lovecraft, Prattchett, Colleen Coover, and Alan Moore
(b) Dogma, Adventures of Baron Von Münchhausen, Mirror mask, Pan's Labyrinth, Grindhouse (Planet Terror/Death Proof), LoTR, Amelie, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
(c) The Crüxshadows, Garbage, TMBG, VNV Nation, ladytron, Wolfsheim, Depeche mode, Rasputina
(d) I've developed my tastes fairly broadly, but I could never cross the line in to organs. Other than that I'm a fan of pretty much every kind of regional cuisine.

The six things I could never do without

wine, cats, satire, convoluted arguments for their own sake, sex, and the arts

I spend a lot of time thinking about

postmodernism, biology, bionics, theology, theoretical ethics, mythology, geopolitical crises, transhumanism, the works of Lovecraft, philosophy, critical theory, oenology, viticulture, history, the future, and anything else that seems to catch my interest.

On a typical Friday night I am

...working. My Friday night is on Monday. At which time I try to take merciless advantage of the most desperate happy hour of the week.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

The Cowboy Bebop episode "a waltz for Venus" makes me cry like a goddamn baby every time I watch it.

You should message me if

you think we could have a good time.

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