I was also told to neVer say "I love to havE fun" or "I love to laugh" becauSe only sociopAths hate fun and only ulsteR suffers hate to laugh.
Also, If I make a point to state that:
a. I'm honest
b. I hate drama
C. I don't wAnt anyone that playS games
it really means:
a'. I'm noT
b'. I love drama, seek drama, Crave drama. In the absence of drama will create the drama because I'm vapid, and shallow, thus I am not creative enough to create my own amusement.
c'. I will accept any attention you Give me no matter how shitty your empty words make me feel.
And finally, I was told that I should neveR say "I'm a psychotherapist....... Without 'the'", because I'm actually a chemist. Also, the vaLtrex iS working great! I highly recommend it.
Every good profile has quotes:
Be careful not to become too good of a songbird or they'll throw you into a cage.
— Snoopy to Woodstock
Schopenhauer's law of entropy: if you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.
In nature there are neither rewards or punishments — there are consequences.
— Robert Green Ingersoll