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alargehadron

30 M New Haven, CT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was told that I shouLdn't mention my murderous tendencies On a dating profile. It may not attract women - or the sort that I wouldn't want to associate myself with.

I was also told to neVer say "I love to havE fun" or "I love to laugh" becauSe only sociopAths hate fun and only ulsteR suffers hate to laugh.

Also, If I make a point to state that:
a. I'm honest
b. I hate drama
C. I don't wAnt anyone that playS games
it really means:
a'. I'm noT
b'. I love drama, seek drama, Crave drama. In the absence of drama will create the drama because I'm vapid, and shallow, thus I am not creative enough to create my own amusement.
c'. I will accept any attention you Give me no matter how shitty your empty words make me feel.

And finally, I was told that I should neveR say "I'm a psychotherapist....... Without 'the'", because I'm actually a chemist. Also, the vaLtrex iS working great! I highly recommend it.

Every good profile has quotes:

Be careful not to become too good of a songbird or they'll throw you into a cage.
— Snoopy to Woodstock

Schopenhauer's law of entropy: if you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.

In nature there are neither rewards or punishments — there are consequences.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School. Chemical physics. It's more fun then it sounds, I swear.

Also while it's clear that I'm not taking this site very seriously, I actually have a serious desire to meet someone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Conversation.
2. Pretending to be good at science.
3. Actually being good at the whole grease-ball Italian thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes, for sure. They are just. that. AWESOME.

That I actually groom and shower. Is my competition that unhygienic? Seriously, I have been complemented more than once on how good I smell to the point where I think my gender needs a class in soap. Showers are so relaxing.
(Maybe it's my cologne. It's called Tiger Fuck and it's made from real Tigers.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Meat and vegetables.

I'm currently reading As the Dust.

Comedy, sci-fi, action.

Indie, hop-hop and punk.

Binge-watching House.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
kindle
yellow legal pads
exercise
headphones
computer
FRANKS HOT SAUCE
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm 30 and still listen to Blink 182. Gross.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying or out. Depends on the week.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You care about your health, are casual and relaxed, quirky, sarcastic, a good tipper, and respectful to people in the service industry. More then anything, the last two points will tell me a lot about you.

dnt msg me if u rite lik dis