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alarmistnunchuk

28 Salt Lake City, UT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jason. How's it going. I guess I'll start out by giving you a sort of vague idea of what's going on in my life. I've been through some rough times, but I've come out of it unscathed, for the most part. I feel like I've learned a lot from my experiences, yet at the same time I feel like there's a lot I've missed out on. But I look to the future, not the past.

I have a history of social anxiety, but it's not nearly as much of a problem as it used to be. Still, I'm almost always the least talkative person in any given group of people, and that bugs me, because it does not reflect my true personality at all. I would describe myself as an extrovert trapped in an introvert's body. Deep down I am a very gregarious, funny, outgoing person, but it just takes a while for those aspects of my personality to become apparent after first meeting someone.

I am a typical guy in some respects, but not so much in others. I sometimes enjoy hardcore music and action movies, but I couldn't care less about football, fast cars, drinking beer, shooting guns, or any number of other things a typical male is expected to like. I'm the type of guy who would rather watch cat videos on Youtube than watch a football game, and I have no qualms about admitting it. To pretend otherwise would just be putting on an air of phony machismo, and that's not what I'm about.

My favorite Internet cat is Li'l Bub.
http://lilbub.com/

I am a bit of a science enthusiast. I enjoy reading about new and interesting scientific discoveries, and just about anything else, really. I love learning new things.

I place great value in being able to approach life's situations from a rational and logical perspective, while never losing the capacity for empathy and compassion. I feel like I've achieved a healthy balance in that regard.

I enjoy reading, watching movies/TV, playing video games, and traveling to new and interesting places. My favorite color is red, my least favorite month is January, and I think this self-summary has gone on long enough.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking a few classes over the summer while I prepare to transfer to the U in the fall to pursue a degree in computer science.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, observing, reading, thinking, contemplating, pondering, mulling, daydreaming, typing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
A lot of the well known classics (e.g. To Kill a Mockingbird, 1984, The Grapes of Wrath, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Slaughterhouse-Five), Infidel, Columbine, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, Flim-Flam!, The Demon Haunted World, A Song of Ice and Fire

Movies
Alien, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Godfather, most or all of the Coen brothers movies, and likewise for Pixar movies, Lord of the Rings, Night of the Living Dead, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Spirited Away

TV
Game of Thrones, Louie, Mad Men, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Orange is the New Black, True Detective, Fargo, Justified, Parks and Recreation, Hannibal, Veep

Music
Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Nine Inch Nails, Jane's Addiction, Pixies, Ministry, The Clash, Meat Puppets, KMFDM, Metallica, The Sex Pistols, Motorhead, Slayer, Smashing Pumpkins, Melvins, Tool, Social Distortion, Violent Femmes, Queens of the Stone Age
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. electricity
2. knowledge
3. friends
4. my right hand
5. non sequiturs
6. numbered lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that from a distance look like they might be penguins but upon closer inspection are actually Liam Neeson's pajamas
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Perfecting my hand/eye coordination, perceiving sound, and thinking of other vaguely nonsensical answers to this question, because what I really do is not that interesting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've lived in Utah my entire life, yet I've never been skiing before. WHAAAAT.
You should message me if
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If you like my profile and want to chat, please send me a message telling me so rather than clicking the "Like" button on my profile. If you're really interested, do me the courtesy of messaging me and letting me know rather than forcing me to pay for a subscription. Just a "Hi" or "What's up" is fine. I'm not picky about that kind of thing.