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alastor-teyren

27 M Vancouver, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Apr 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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6'4 150 pounds, brown hair and eyes, skinnier than any human would possibly believe. Love sports (see below) and a tremendous anime nut. All kinds of music (the only person who has pop, rock, metal, and classical in the same playlist). Love writing.

Since the hamsters that run the internet insist I add more to this section, and because I can't stand to leave the profile unfinished...

I am a game nut (all kinds, digital and not). A special preference to the human rage simulator that is League of Legends, but a big Stratego, Settlers of Catan, and Risk fan as well. Munchkin too. Ever tried drunk Settlers? Compelling experience.
What I’m doing with my life
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Sports writer covering Portland sports for Oregon Sports News. Trying not to go insane (it isn't working).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, writing, listening, problem solving.

If you are 60% of humans, making you laugh your rear end off. If you are a different 20%, you'll give odd looks. The remaining 20% are people who get offended if you say anything more riske than "wee-wee".
The first things people usually notice about me
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My body shape (pencil is the usual description)

Fun fact: I'm not even the tallest person in my social circle. No joke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: Asian and Italian, though I eat just about anything that isn't alive, and in some unfortunate Japanese dishes, some things that are.

Music: All, but a special mention to Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, Halestorm, Within Temptation, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Evanescence.

Movies: Fight Club, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Lord of War, mindlessly stupid films that make great MST3K targets.

Books: Night Shift (Stephen King), Heroin Diaries, any comedy is good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor, Sports, Writing, Computer, Music, My Hands (need them for writing and typing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My career, and bizarre mysteries of the universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, trying to kill boredom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know the muffin man.

(This counts right?)
You should message me if
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You feel like it.