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32 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:15am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Just moved back to Austin for the fourth or fifth time in ten years. We'll see how long we last this time around.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going through a late onset goth phase.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Except, apparently, timely internet correspondence. so bear with me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I recently learned that I compulsively do the robot when trying to get through a crowd, or around any obstacle, so maybe that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: a confederacy of dunces, on the road, the hobbit (but not so much lotr). generally: Phillip K Dick, Vonnegut, Hesse, Lovecraft, Burroughs (William, and Edgar Rice)
also, graphic novels.

This american life falls somewhere in here.

Music: my tastes vary from day to day but some constants are the knife, nick cave (the birthday party), the velvet underground, boards of canada, Radiohead, hot chip, scifi/horror movie soundtracks...

As far as music videos go, this has been my main jam for a while now.

Tv: GOT, True Detective, Star Trek (mostly TNG), The Mighty Boosh, Peep show.

Movies: 80's scifi/fantasy/horror, wayne's world, and documentaries-louis theroux is my hero.

Food: Everything always, except cephalopods because I like them more than most things, and lengua (or any tongue) because it feels like making out with a dismembered corpse.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other humans
Something to draw/paint/write with
...Pretty sure that's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The etymology of terms like 'balls to the wall.' How people in ancient civilizations shaved their pubic hair.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably having art night at home with my roommate and/or a couple friends. Possibly at a party. I don't go to bars very often these days but maybeeee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never LOLed.
You should message me if
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You can teach me how to booty bounce. I may be lacking in the physical requirements but I make up for it in spirit. booty spirit.

Also, if you want to get covered in fake blood and have pictures taken of you for a photo/painting project. (It's more fun than it sounds, promise.)