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23 M Kalamazoo, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:53pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Alex, 23, I drink too much, eat too much and worry about not being a total screwup.

But I'm a fun guy, I swear, just ask my mom, she'll tell ya.

go to KVCC, on a transfer track for WMU and social work.

I've been in Kalamazoo for almost a year now and I'm looking to get out of my comfort zone and meet new people. Shit's tough yo.

I wanna like red wines but I can't figure it out.

I like to think of myself as competent in the kitchen, but it's mostly bravado.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Janitorial team lead #filth #cashmoney
Gaming group with coworkers
Netflix binging
Researching dogs. Ugh I want to be in a position in my life where I can get a dog and not worry about how I'm gonna feed him or her :/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
•thinking I'm more clever than I actually am
•making people laugh
•cooking (ehhh)
•losing my keys
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big s.o.b with bad posture and a dumb haircut, who is quiet and uncomfortably shy in public

Once I warm up to people I like to make 'em laugh, gives me the warm and fuzzies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm always open to new suggestions, so feel free to help me out

Movies: M, Brick, Eternal Sunshine, The Warriors, Goon, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Strangelove, Scott Pilgrim, District Nine, Star Wars,Coen brothers films, Pixar flicks, Funny Games, Matrix.
> so many more

Shows: It's Always Sunny, Archer, Avatar The Last Airbender, Breaking Bad, Samurai Champloo, Community, Sherlock, Misfits, IT Crowd, FLCL, United States of Tara, Orange is the New Black, Venture Bros, Rick and Morty, GoT, Broad City, True Detective

Music: Action Bronson, Danny Brown, Bloc Party, Modest Mouse, Kanye West, Portugal. The Man, Black Keys, Frank Ocean, Mastodon, Tool, Chance the Rapper
-> this may or may not be a partial listing of my pandora stations (spoiler: it is)
-> also really into weird and/or shitty mashups

Video games: Borderlands 2, Bully, Mirror's Edge, KOTOR, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, Pokemon R/B and G/S (I'm not being some elitist neckbeard here, I just stopped playing after these versions, and now I have no idea what's going on in the series)

Food: I'm not picky. Seriously, I'll try anything 2-3 maybe more times. Nothing really beats a great plate of curried fried rice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A comfortable bed after a night of work. Or any time. Love me some naps
-beer. Good beer when I have the funds, pbr when I'm strapped
-good friends
-a car
-The Internet. Ugh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, w/ like jetpacks and stuff

And dogs.

And dogs in jetpacks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until 11pm, then coming home to do homework and drink, then I sit and watch Netflix and stress over how broke I am and probably will continue to be for ever and ever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get weirded out when people refer to their pets as "fur-babies" or themselves as "pet-parents"

I want someone to look at me like Kristen Bell looks at sloths

Also used to believe in the validity of the "friend-zone" Not proud of that, not one bit
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to cook

You like box wine

You like shitty Netflix movies

You like them tabletop games

You want a partner in grime