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24 Kalamazoo, MI Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:23pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Rather not say
When drinking
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Alex, I drink too much, eat too much and worry too much.

But I'm a fun guy, I swear, just ask my mom, she'll tell ya.

At KVCC, on a transfer track to WMU for psychology

Here's my never updated instagram: 2broke4pbr
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School and school related things.

Working 5 nights a week as a janitor. I am filth.

Spending time with friends.

Teaching myself how to bake
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
•thinking I'm more clever than I actually am
•Tripping over my tongue
•making people laugh
•cooking (ehhh)
•losing my keys
•trashing my kitchen
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a big guy with a big appetite and a dumb haircut who is quiet a.f in public and slow to participate.

my Kim Pine forearm tattoo, the gnarly scar on my left thumb

I have like 8 shirts if that. I think I'm fancy so whatevs

I like wearing blue
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Scott Pilgrim, Y The Last Man, Things Fall Apart, Life of Pi, Asimov,
I'm always open to new suggestions, so feel free to help me out
> he says, and no one offers :|

Movies: Tank Girl, M, Brick, Eternal Sunshine, The Warriors, Goon, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Strangelove, Scott Pilgrim, District Nine, Star Wars,Coen brothers films, Pixar flicks, Funny Games, Guardians of the Galaxy
> so many more

Shows: It's Always Sunny, Avatar The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, Samurai Champloo, Community, Misfits, IT Crowd, FLCL, United States of Tara, Orange is the New Black, Venture Bros, Rick and Morty, GoT, Broad City, True Detective, Nathan For You, Bojack Horseman, Bob's Burgers

Music: Action Bronson, Danny Brown, Bloc Party, Modest Mouse, Kanye West, Portugal. The Man, Black Keys, Frank Ocean, Mastodon, Tool, Chance the Rapper, Cage the Elephant.
-> this may or may not be a partial listing of my pandora stations (spoiler: it is)
-> also really into weird and/or shitty mashups

Video games: Borderlands 2, Bully, Mirror's Edge, KOTOR, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, Pokemon R/B and G/S (I'm not being some elitist neckbeard here, I just stopped playing after these versions, and now I have no idea what's going on in the series)

Food: I'm not picky. Seriously, I'll try anything 2-3 maybe more times. Nothing really beats a good breakfast hash
> take me some place new and I'll love you 5eva
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A comfortable bed after a night of work. Or any time. Love me some naps

-cooking/baking. Really am trying to get better

-entertainment. Movies. Concerts. Captivating conversation.

-a good pair of shoes.

-a car. My car was stolen recently. Weird

-The Internet. My laptop was stolen once. Also weird.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, w/ like jetpacks and stuff

And dogs.

And dogs in jetpacks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Then drinks and spending time with you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play it fast and loose when it comes to laundry

People calling their pets "fur-babies" is weird a.f.

I have no idea how to go about initiating conversation here.
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