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alawr857

23 M Kalamazoo, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Alex

I love to cook, and wish to open a place of my own some day. And by "my own place" I mean "a cart I'll sell pierogies out of when all my other worldly ambitions whither and die."

On my off time I enjoy drinking cool and nifty beers and playing table top games/ODing on Netflix.

I recently upgraded to a deluxe twin sized air mattress, so I've got that going for me
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently homeless, but couch surfing, while I save up money for an apartment. So I guess if homeless guys give you the heebey jeebies you can just pass me by

I work for ServiceMaster as an after hours janitor. I work mon-fri 5:30pm-? But I get weekends off so that's cool. Saving up to go back to school in May!

When, I'm not working, I'm drinking shitty beer and apartment hunting for a new place free of terrible roommates. I also read comics and play video games. Typical shit
I’m really good at
•being a dick-head at times
•eating
•making people laugh
•cooking
•living out of my car
•losing my keys
The first things people usually notice about me
My humor and laughter, I laugh at everything and anything. The world's a joke. When I say this I mean more along the lines of "life's too short to take everything so seriously all the time" than "ugh the world's such a joke I'm so dark and edgy and cynical, calling the bluffs of sheeple" if I ever get that way, feel free to smack some sense into me.

I'm shy a.f irl. Shit, I'm shy a.f online. I have no idea how to go about messaging all the interesting people here without coming across as desperate or creepy. Or both.

clearly I have my shit together
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Brave New World, Catcher in the Rye-I realize these are listed on pretty much every high school's reading lists, so clearly I have well defined taste, just ask your old English teacher, she'll tell ya- Enders Game, Until I Find You, Things Fall Apart, Hitchhikers series, Watchmen, Y The Last Man, ASOIAF (so cool using acronyms), Harry Potter, cause damn son, who doesn't like that HP? Scott Pilgrim series, and LotR

Movies: M, Brick, Eternal Sunshine, The Warriors, Little Miss Sunshine, Being John Malkovich, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Strangelove, Mad Max, Scott Pilgrim, District Nine, Star Wars, LOTR, Coen brothers films, Pixar flicks, Funny Games, Matrix.
This is just a partial list, I just don't want to list every single movie I've ever enjoyed because that's boring and overwhelming and no one really reads everything listed

Shows: It's Always Sunny, Archer, Avatar The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Shark Week, Psych, Eureka, Doctor Who, American Dad, Samurai Champloo, Walking Dead, Community, Sherlock, Misfits, Britcoms* (IT Crowd, Spaced, etc), FLCL, United States of Tara, Orange is the New Black, Venture Bros, Sleepy Hollow, Comic Book Men
*please don't judge me harshly for using "britcoms"

Music (No real order here):
•Action Bronson
•Danny Brown
^Saw these two in concert when they came through GR, great time
•Joy Formidable
•Childish Gambino
•Bon Iver
•Pixies
•Foster the People
•Bloc Party
•Queens of the Stone Age
•Modest Mouse
•Billy Talent
•Kanye West
•Notorious B.I.G.
•Die Antwoord
•Gojira
•Jose Gonzales
•Yes
•Black Keys
•Portishead
•Starfucker
•DeVotchKa
•Odd Future
•Frank Ocean
•MIA
•Thin Lizzy
•Chemical Brothers
•Mastodon
•Tool
•Chance the Rapper
-> this may or may not be just a listing of my pandora stations (spoiler: it is)

Video games:
•Assassin's Creed series
•Borderlands 1 & 2
•Bully (one of my favorite ps2 games)
•Red Dead Redemption
•Mirror's Edge
•KotOR 1 (People keep telling me to play 2)
•Uncharted series
•Spyro series
•Pokemon red/blue silver/gold
•Bioshock Infinite (Holy shit this game)
•The Last of Us
•Ni No Kuni (still haven't beaten this game, on the final boss and I still get my ass handed to me. It's a god damned kids' game and I fail at it)

Food: Mexican, bar food, Greek/Mediterranean, BBQ, Soul Food (I'm really not picky at all), Italian, Asian (now there's some blatant generalization for you. Countless cuisines and cultures boiled down into one little word. Whatever it's all delicious). I've been utilizing the slow cooker cooker a lot lately, so that's cool. And exciting. And *totally* worth mentioning.
-->Can't go wrong w/ steak and potatoes. Or seafood. Or anything. I'm not picky. I love pickles. And homemade corn bread
The six things I could never do without
-A warm bed after a night of work
-cooking and eating and repeating until I'm ill.
-good beer. Tbh any beer, too broke to discriminate
-good friends
-a car
-The Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, w/ like jetpacks and stuff

...and all the cringe worthy things I've said and done in the past *shudder*
On a typical Friday night I am
Working until 11pm or so, and afterwards, most likely going home, to the too cramped two bedroom apartment I share with 3 other people and a cat, and eating some god awful leftovers, where I'll then crawl onto my busted up air mattress and fall asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"I made an okcupid account... I don't know if I actually want to meet anyone. I just want to feel like I'm trying."

I have a hard time accepting the fact that people like me/would be interested in getting to know me. I fear it's all just a ploy to make off with my kidneys.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Any of this profile sounds appealing. Or you wanna play some tabletop games, or are looking for a new friend.