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23 M Kalamazoo, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:37am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Alex, 23, I drink too much, eat too much and worry about not being a total screwup.

But I'm a fun guy, I swear, just ask my mom, she'll tell ya.

go to KVCC, on a transfer track for WMU and social work.

I've been in Kalamazoo for almost a year now and I'm looking to get out of my comfort zone and meet new people. Shit's tough yo.

I play boardgames and tabletop games. Watch too much Netflix when I should be studying. I love trying new beers. I wanna like red wines but I can't figure it out. I like to think of myself as competent in the kitchen, but it's mostly bravado.
What I’m doing with my life
Work as a janitor (weekends off to spend all the money I don't have)
Board games/Edge of the Empire tabletop RPG with a group of coworkers
Netflix binging
Researching dogs. Ugh I want to be in a position in my life where I can get a dog and not worry about how I'm gonna feed him or her :/
I’m really good at
•thinking I'm more clever than I actually am
•making people laugh
•cooking (ehhh)
•losing my keys
The first things people usually notice about me
Big s.o.b with bad posture with a dumb little haircut, who is quiet and uncomfortable in public

Once I warm up to people I like to make 'em laugh, gives me the warm and fuzzies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm always open to new suggestions, so feel free to help me out

Movies: M, Brick, Eternal Sunshine, The Warriors, Goon, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Strangelove, Scott Pilgrim, District Nine, Star Wars,Coen brothers films, Pixar flicks, Funny Games, Matrix.
> so many more

Shows: It's Always Sunny, Archer, Avatar The Last Airbender, Breaking Bad, Samurai Champloo, Community, Sherlock, Misfits, IT Crowd, FLCL, United States of Tara, Orange is the New Black, Venture Bros, Rick and Morty, GoT

Music: Action Bronson, Danny Brown, Bloc Party, Modest Mouse, Kanye West, Portugal. The Man, Black Keys, Frank Ocean, Mastodon, Tool, Chance the Rapper
-> this may or may not be a partial listing of my pandora stations (spoiler: it is)

Video games: Borderlands 2, Bully, Mirror's Edge, KOTOR, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, Pokemon R/B and G/S (I'm not being some elitist neckbeard here, I just stopped playing after these versions, and now I have no idea what's going on in the series. I think I saw a sword Pokémon now and I'm so lost like what the hell, I don't get it)

Food: I'm not picky. Seriously, I'll try anything 2-3 maybe more times. Nothing really beats a great plate of chicken and waffles
The six things I could never do without
-A comfortable bed after a night of work
-good beer. Tbh any beer, too broke to discriminate
-good friends
-a car
-The Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, w/ like jetpacks and stuff

And dogs. And dogs in jetpacks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working until 11pm, then coming home to do homework and drink, then I sit and watch Netflix and stress over how broke I am and probably will continue to be for ever and ever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get weirded out when people refer to their pets as "fur-babies" or themselves as "pet-parents"

I used to take this site super serial.

Also used to believe in the validity of the "friend-zone argument." That's not easy to admit.

But srsly, fur-babies, makes my skin crawl
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Any part of this patchwork profile made ya laugh.

if you realize that bit about my mom thinking I'm a cool guy was a joke.

If you wanna get an overpriced beer at some place in town that tries too hard someday. Whatever "too hard" means. Fuck it, let's go to chili's and get a god-awful margarita in a fishbowl.

Or whatever, you do you, I do me, maybe we'll connect and hit it off, or end up hating one another, only one way to find out