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albinokoala

31 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like good music, good food, dancing, being lazy, beer, cocktails, new experiences, people watching, jogging, activism, cooking, good conversations, parties, movies, games of all sorts...not taking myself too seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Activist and entrepreneur in the medical marijuana industry. Love good food, good friends, imbibing, live music, BBQ's, trying new things, being goofy, dancing to soul music or whatever else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh with me or at me. Being honest...bluntly honest. Doing dishes, tying shoelaces, drinking. Dancing...well, that would be for you to judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mustache.
Smile.
Occasional Jew-Fro (depending on the time of year).
My fresh scent, as I am a daily shower user.
Cartwheels!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Non Fiction mainly, Gladwell, Klosterman, Isaac Jacobson, Bill Simmons. Biographies, autobiographies, some poetry (Bukowski, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, E.E. Cummings).

Shows: Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Downton Abbey, Pete and Pete, Wonder Years (I don't get TV, but I love ton's of stuff from the 80's)

Music: Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, James Brown, anything Motown or Stax records, Sam Cooke, Fela Kuti, Ramblin' Jack Elliot, John Fahey, Talking Heads, Grateful Dead. Love folk to funk to world music, just about anything....

Food: Everything, although breakfast food is my all time favorite. I am happy as can be with a veggie omelette, hash browns, toast and coffee.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Friends
Alcohol
Belly Laughs
Shoes
Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is internet dating is so popular?

Does this match, and does it matter?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out to dinner, at a concert, at a bar, taking it easy with some friends, going to a show. Sometimes driving north for a quick weekend getaway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been on A&E's "Hoarders" and "Intervention." Just as an extra...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for someone who just doesn't care about petty shit and likes to have fun.