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albman

30 Chesterfield, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy exploring how ridiculous everything in life can be, then extracting some sort of humor out of it. I tend to have a big, outgoing personality, though sometimes I do enjoy just sitting back and fading into the background. I'm not shy about anything, and there's not much I get embarrassed about.

I spend a lot of time working with comedy and theater groups, and I like looking for the humor in everything, especially myself. If I can't find my own faults to be humorous, then who can?. Though I do act and do a bit of improv, I prefer to stay behind the scenes and work on the technical side of things.

At the moment I'm using "Huzzah!" as my personal catchphrase whenever I'm happy about or celebrating something. It's at the point where several of my friends have picked it up, so that every round of applause is followed by a hearty chorus of "huzzahs." I get endless joy out of this for some reason.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just got my masters in theater tech. I also write fictional stories from time to time, which I may or may not try to get published eventually.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can get people I've just met to talk about almost anything. I hear the phrase, "I never usually talk about this with other people," at least once a week.

I have a knack for knowing the most obscure and difficult trivia questions, yet somehow missing the basic questions.

Getting dogs to like me, even ones that usually don't like other people. Cats, not so much.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I talk, I make big random gestures with my hands. My friends do mock me for it, and it is the central aspect of their impressions of me. That's what I get for hanging out with a lot of improvisors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like goofy, oddball, or off the wall things. Shows like Community and Arrested Development, and things with very layered, in-depth plots, like Lost. I despise almost all Reality Television, save for The Amazing Race, which might be my favorite show ever.

For movies, Galaxy Quest, Star Wars, Die Hard, Big Trouble, The Princess Bride, Kick Ass, Troll Hunter.

Books: Authors like Stephen King prior to his accident, or Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, and Redshirts by John Scalzi. Generally any kind of speculative fiction.

I am a bit of a gamer, not as much as I used to be, but it does help me relax.

I enjoy improv comedy, like Whose Line is it Anyway?, and I've been performing it for three years.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know about six things, but I couldn't live without my closest friends, comedy, and my laptop, which has sadly worked its way into every aspect of my life, from work, to writing, to everything else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
As odd as it may sound, I spend a lot of time finding patterns and making connections between things. I tend to over-analyze everything, which happens when you sleep as little as I do and have more time to think in the middle of the night.

Also, how to weaponize monkeys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing lights for one show or another, which limits my Fridays, but I do tend to have other nights free.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm still a child at heart, and I'll still watch cartoons and the like from time to time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel like it, I have always had a thing for assertive women. I also find awkwardness to be adorable. I don't know why.

Also, sarcasm is always appreciated.