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24 Harrisburg, PA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:32am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly vegan
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I like feminism and veganism and making crafts and smoking weed and walking in grass and sleeping and being around people and being by myself. I'm very wary of people that identify as humanist.

I want to live 'Home' by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros. I hate all my pictures. Henry Rollins is my ideal man. I realize my user name is stupid. It's from my favorite Jesse Malin song, and seemed like a really great idea at the time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living with three friends and two kitty cats in a rad apartment in the city. Working in a pharmacy and providing support for people with intellectual disabilities. Cultivating hobbies.

I really just want to grow an herb garden, play with cats, and never wear shoes or pants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Yoshi's Island. Badminton. Baking delicious goods. Over-analyzing things. Sleeping. Being encouraging. Petting animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Ugh, I don't know. Probably how tired I look. It really doesn't matter when/where you meet me. I will always look tired and like I'd rather be at home.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Girls To The Front, I'm With The Band, Black Coffee Blues, No One Here Gets Out Alive, Harry Potter, comic books, books about cults, books about mythology, books about Gustav Klimt.

Pitch Perfect, Blackfish, The Craft, Fargo, American Beauty, literally any movie with Batman. Others, I just can't think of them because I'm very stoned.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, Bones, Orange Is The New Black, How I Met Your Mother.

Lucero, The Doors, Alkaline Trio, Beyoncé, Bruce Springsteen, Black Flag, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Incubus, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Frank Turner, The Distillers, Ultimate Fakebook, Jesse Malin, Bratmobile, Beastie Boys, Lindi Ortega. If it has a banjo in it, I will love it.

Potstickers, popcorn on the stove, Gardein crispy mandarin chicken, Oreos, cinnamon roles
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, patchouli, cozy beds, incense, Earl Grey, nooch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cats, recipes, crafting, INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISM, worst case scenarios, best case scenarios, how weird procreation is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes exciting things, but mostly chillin' in my snuggie and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know all the words to 'Baby' by Justin Bieber. I'm not ashamed.

I'd also like to be Courtney Love. Except without the heroin addiction and narcissism. I realize this cuts out about 50% of her core being, but I'm comfortable with it.
You should message me if
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Oh, just do it.

I think it says that I 'reply very selectively', but that's only because I don't respond to one worded messages, or 'what's up' (no question mark). Just gimme something to work with and I'll get back to you.