I'm a friendly angry feminist. If you come at me trying to talk about 'men's rights' or joke about me getting back in the kitchen, I will find out where you live, come to your house, make you eat my used tampon, and then murder you with an axe. Just don't be jackass and everything will go smoothly.

I want to live 'Home' by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros. I hate all my pictures. Henry Rollins is my ideal man. I realize my user name is stupid. It's from my favorite Jesse Malin song, and seemed like a really great idea at the time.

Living with four friends and an American bulldog. Making coffee at a grocery store.

I really just want to grow an herb garden, play with cats, and never wear shoes or pants.

Yoshi's Island. Comebacks. Badminton. Baking delicious goods. Over-analyzing things. Winging it. Coming across as cool the first time we meet. I can never keep it up though. I eventually nerd out and scare people away. I guess I'm good at that too!

My name tag, if I'm wearing one. Then they'll pronounce it wrong. Always.

Girls To The Front, I'm With The Band, Apathy For The Devil, Harry Potter, Black Coffee Blues, various and countless comics, mostly of the DC persuasion.

This Is England, Carriers, Pirate Radio, American Beauty, Fight Club, Dogma, Out On A Limb, Vampire Circus, The Craft, Grease, East of Eden

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Supernatural, Game of Thrones (!!!), Veep.

Lucero, The Doors, Alkaline Trio, Bruce Springsteen, Black Flag, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Incubus, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Frank Turner, The Distillers, Ultimate Fakebook, Jesse Malin, Bratmobile, Beastie Boys, Lindi Ortega. If it has a banjo in it, I will love it.

As long as it's meatless and spicy, I'll probably love it.

My cat, patchouli, cozy beds, incense, Earl Grey, and getting nice and blazed.

Serial killers, coffee, INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISM, worst case scenarios, best case scenarios, how weird procreation is.

Going to bed super early because I alwaysalwaysalways have to get up at five on Saturday mornings.

I know all the words to 'Baby' by Justin Bieber. I'm not ashamed.

I'd also like to be Courtney Love. Except without the heroin addiction and narcissism. I realize this cuts out about 50% of her core being, but I'm comfortable with it.

You answered yes to 'Is contraception morally wrong?' I'm extremely curious to hear your reasoning. I'm not looking for an argument, but I can't promise our discussion won't result in one.

Overt flattery will get you nowhere. Backhanded compliments, however, will get you to second base.

Oh, and music/film/literature snobs can just fuck right off. Seriously, get the fuck out.

If you want to talk to me, AT ALL, you should probably just message me. 'Cause I probably won't.

Oh, and if you regularly wear fedoras I'm going to need you to stay the fuck away from me.