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aldie716

31 Ballston Lake, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bit quirky, and enjoy hanging out watching a movie, going to see shows, or being involved with theater in general. I'm very much a geek, and at least enjoy my own sense of humor. I have a penchant for Hawaiian shirts. I also really enjoy cooking and fixing things.

I am geeky, funny, and cuddly.

Happily married to look_a_shiny, but open for more.

I also tend to feel very self conscious in conversation, especially when talking with new people. I really have trouble figuring out when in the course of making friends I should actually bring up topics. This somehow always comes across as shy and/or creepy, and I don't mean to be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an automation Systems Engineer. Ask if you want details.

Slowly restoring a 1979 Jeep CJ7 - though that's been put on hold until funds are more liquid.

I'm into theatrical lighting and sound, I fix things, collect and restore vintage (50s to 80s) lab equipment, make small projects with Arduino/PIC microcontrollers, see plays/musicals/shows, I camp a couple of times a year in Maine and New Hampshire.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, fixing electro/mechanical things, making a room groan from a good/bad joke, computers, saying the wrong thing at the right moment.

Getting in the way when trying to help.

Also, really good with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The bad puns.
Or apparently, my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: John Grisham, Shakespeare, Robert Ludlum, technical manuals, Martian Chronicles, LOTR

Movies: The LOTR: Trilogy, Office Space, Star Trek, Evil Dead (1+2), Army of Darkness, Big Fish, most Pixar stuff, really I just about any movie that is not just action fluff. And then there are exceptions.

Shows: Doctor Who, Star Trek, Sherlock (Brett and Cumberbatch versions), Who's Line, The Walking Dead, Futurama, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The Black Adder, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, House MD, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development

Music: The Who, The Beatles, RHCP, Cake, Jims Big Ego, Bloodhound Gang, Simon and Garfunkel, Guster, They Might Be Giants, Animal Logic, lots of 60s and 70s style rock

Food: Chinese takeout, Sushi, Steak, Italian, Mexican, Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Red Meat
Computer(s)
Sushi
Rocks, Trees, Ocean. As a single thing, and time to enjoy them.
My glasses
Bad jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puns, how things work, human sociological constructs, cute animals, completely random things, the origins of various traditions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, cooking something nice and watching a movie/show with the wife.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I compensate for anxious situations with humor. But just because I'm being funny doesn't mean I'm anxious.
You should message me if
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You like a dry/sarcastic/'lame' sense of humor, vent at, need something fixed, or are willing to try and get to know someone who has a quiet depth to them and is unable to compress it meaningfully for an online dating summary. Or if you are interested in anything I'm looking for.