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Force__Majeure

43 M Charlotte, NC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am extremely confident in my ability to survive - and even thrive - in a post-apocalyptic world. Zombies, nuclear holocaust, virus, you name it - you'll want to be on my team.

Ok, fine. You probably need to know more about me, given the low likelihood of an apocalypse. I grew up outside of Pittsburgh (but across the border in Ohio), lived in Columbus, Ohio for many years, then moved to Charlotte in 2005. I love it here, and don't ever want to face another Northern winter.

If you're still reading, then you're probably looking for someone charming, funny, smart, down-to-earth and even-keeled. Me, too.

I'm an attorney, and I work for a big law firm HQed in NYC. Our office here in Charlotte specializes in capital markets and structured fin....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... As Nate Ruess so aptly puts it, "So this is it? I sold my soul for this? Washed my hands of that for this? I miss my mom and dad for this?" Don't hold it against me, though. I was recently introduced to someone who said, "You don't look like a lawyer." I wasn't sure if should be flattered or insulted. I think I was just confused. What does a lawyer look like?

I appreciate a person who knows the difference between "your" and "you're", even if they don't always take the time to get it right.

I am crazy about animals, and a sucker for a stray. I'm starting to log countries as a result of my recent commitment to world travel - so far I can check off Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, the Bahamas, Italy, New Zealand and Australia. Where are we going next?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Is that you, Mom?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, telling stories, following detailed instructions, trouble-shooting electronics, installing ceiling fans, over-thinking things, wordsmithing and being skeptical. Also, using sugar packets to shim restaurant tables so that they don't wobble while we eat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I look much younger than I am. And, apparently, that I don't look like a lawyer. See "My self-summary" above.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot, mostly fiction. I enjoy going to see almost any movie. My iPod contains mostly current alternative, classic alternative, and classic rock. I like all types of ethnic foods, especially Middle Eastern, Asian and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPod, my Kindle, my DVR, warm weather (for extended periods), fresh fruit, and a hot shower.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
winning Powerball. Or MegaMillions. Either one would be fine. I like to daydream about the two charitable foundations I would create.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying desperately to finish work. And already dreading Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I help create toxic mortgage assets. I think Neil Diamond rocks. And I love candy corn. I read the answers to your "About sex" questions first.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you're interested in meeting a thoughtful, charming polymath who will make you laugh;
- you have a foreign accent (especially Kiwi, Aussie or Irish); or
- your name is Claire or Molly.

You should probably not message me if you reference God or Jesus in your profile. Having faith in and of itself isn't a problem for me - I do believe in a force out there that is greater than us - it surrounds us and penetrates us... it binds the galaxy together (bonus points for you, if you can identify that quote), but if your religious faith is a very important part of your life and/or you attend church regularly and would expect me to, we're probably not going to be a good fit.