Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am extremely confident in my ability to survive - and even thrive
- in a post-apocalyptic world. Zombies, nuclear holocaust, virus,
sentient computers, you name it - you'll want to be on my
You probably need to know more about me, given the low likelihood
of an apocalypse. Ok, that's fair. I grew up outside of Pittsburgh
(but across the border in Ohio), lived in Columbus, Ohio for many
years, then moved to Charlotte in 2005. I love it here, and don't
ever want to face another Northern winter.
If you're still reading, then you're probably looking for someone
charming, funny, smart, down-to-earth and even-keeled. Me,
I'm an attorney, and I work for a big law firm HQed in NYC. Our
office here in Charlotte specializes in capital markets and
structured finance....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... As Nate Ruess
so aptly puts it, "So this is it? I sold my soul for this? Washed
my hands of that for this? I miss my mom and dad for this?" Don't
hold it against me, though. I was recently introduced to someone
who said, "You don't look like a lawyer." I wasn't sure if I should
be flattered or insulted. I think I was just confused. What is a
lawyer supposed to look like?
I appreciate a person who knows the difference between "your" and
"you're", even if they don't always take the time to get it right
in a text message.
I am crazy about animals, and a sucker for a stray. I'm starting to
log countries as a result of my recent commitment to world travel -
so far I can check off Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, the Bahamas, New
Zealand, Australia, Italy and France. Where are we headed
Please have a passport and be prepared to use it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, telling stories, following detailed
instructions, trouble-shooting electronics, installing ceiling
fans, over-thinking things, word-smithing and being skeptical.
Also, using sugar packets to shim restaurant tables so that they
don't wobble while we eat.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I look much younger than I am and, apparently, that I don't
look like a lawyer. See "My self-summary", paragraph 4,
The best compliment I've received was from my best friend's wife,
who said to him, "He's a charming motherf*cker, isn't he?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot, mostly fiction. I enjoy going to see almost any
movie. If you think the TV show Rick and Morty is hilarious, we'll
get along just fine. My iPod contains mostly current alternative,
classic alternative, and classic rock. Recently I've gotten
interested in electro swing (although I realize I'm late to the
game on that one). I like all types of ethnic foods, especially
Middle Eastern, Asian and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPhone, my Kindle, my DVR, warm weather (for extended periods),
fresh fruit, and a hot shower.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
winning Powerball. Or MegaMillions. Either one would be fine. I
like to daydream about the two charitable foundations I would
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying desperately to finish work. And already dreading Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I think Neil Diamond rocks and I love candy corn. And I
read the answers to your "About sex" questions first.
You should message me if
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you're interested in meeting a thoughtful, charming, Ivy
League-educated (without the elitism) guy who can make you
You should probably not message me if you reference God or Jesus in
your profile. Having faith in and of itself isn't a problem for me
- I do believe in a force out there that is greater than us - it
surrounds us and penetrates us... it binds the galaxy together
(bonus points for you, if you can identify that quote), but if your
religious faith is a very important part of your life and/or you
attend church regularly and would expect me to, we're probably not
going to be a good fit.
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