Me talk pretty one day. Nerdy. Geeky. Friendly. Generous. Boisterous. Comfortably-Extroverted. Self-Consciously Introverted.
Sings in the car loudly and horribly.
I don't need you to complete me, this isn't Tetris, I am complete. You should be too.
I want to be your little spoon in this giant kitchen drawer we call "life."
I already clicked "Like," do your part.
If you're interested, that's awesome. If you're not, that's OK too, but honestly, not as awesome!.
If you're good with kids, dogs, and other helpless and/or woodland creatures,
I'm a sucker for that shit.
If you're a Jedi in the streets and a Sith in the sheets.
If you believe in new old-fashioned dating.
Fill in the blanks: I totally would have _____, if only _____.
0 0000 000. 0 0000 000... 0 0000 000? Looking for the "1" out of all the "0"'s.
Don't be flaky. Don't be fake. Don't be salty. In other words, don't be a Toaster Streudel. Well... salty might be OK.