Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's be two less lonely people in the world tonight.
Me talk pretty one day. Nerdy. Geeky. Friendly. Generous.
Boisterous. Comfortably-Extroverted. Self-Consciously
Sings in the car loudly and horribly.
I don't need you to complete me, this isn't Tetris, I am complete.
You should be too.
I want to be your little spoon in this giant kitchen drawer we call
If you're interested, that's awesome. If you're not, that's OK too,
but honestly, not as awesome!.
If you're good with kids, dogs, and other helpless and/or woodland
creatures, I'm a sucker for that shit.
If you're a Jedi in the streets and a Sith in the sheets.
If you believe in new old-fashioned dating.
0 0000 000. 0 0000 000... 0 0000 000? Looking for the "1" out of
all the "0"'s.
Don't be flaky. Don't be fake. Don't be salty. In other words,
don't be a Toaster Streudel. Well... salty might be OK.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the public service sector, I help people on welfare find
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, except the fighting ones, I'm kind of rusty at
Languages, I soak them in like a sponge, a little rusty in some,
but can still hack it; I know Tagalog, French, Spanish, and a
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty. I've got whozits and whatzits
galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty.
And my legs and calves are killer... Also, I hear I dance a mean
Cumbia, but I'm shy about that one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Fantasy (Weiss - Hickman, Eddings, Jordan, Lackey,
Greenwood, Riordan). Also love me some Sedaris, Austen,
MOVIES: I love RomComs and Comedies.
SHOWS: Anime (Crunchyroll!), K-Dramas, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock,
Modern Family, Grey's Anatomy, The Good Wife, The Middle, The Daily
MUSIC: My musical tastes depends on my moods, but I'm open to
listening to almost anything.
FOOD: I have a propensity for Asian food, Filipino, Chinese,
Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese, etc., but I'm open to anything. I love
my Mexican flautas, burritos, tostadas, etc. And I'm selective with
my Italian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and family (given)
In no particular order:
Journal and G7 pens.
Bessie (my cahr).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How loud can I sing in my car without blocking out police /
Why does it rain the day after I get my car washed?
Is my right arm longer that my left arm?
Why do all my good thoughts come when I'm in the shower?
Why do my wittiest comebacks always come AFTER I've been thoroughly
If I sing in the shower, is it technically still horrible if no one
can hear it?
What if your safe word is "Don't stop" What would happen?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching up on Netflix / HBO / Showtime / Crunchyroll.
Cuddling... with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes, I get lost even while I'm using my GPS.
Sometimes I come off as pretentious, but I'm not doing it on
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've gotten this far it means one of four things:
1. You're fairly bored.
2, You're interested, but unsure.
3. You wanted to see how often I reply to messages...
4. Couldn't figure out how to swipe left.
1. If you're bored look up "Taylor Kinney" "Daniel Henney" "Adam
Rodriguez" or "Shemar Moore." You're welcome!
2. Actually, I don't know about that one.
3. I reply 50% of the time 100% of the time.
4. I didn't want you on my profile anyway!
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