Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Originally from Chicago; moved to Las Vegas in August 2014. I am a
very honest, goal driven person. I am adventurous and spontaneous.
I would like the same in a mate. I can admit that I can be
something of a smart ass- quick wit and somewhat sarcastic. Love to
laugh. I may be a bit old fashioned but I like for the man to take
the dating lead. I don't appreciate crassness; specifically in the
form of sexual overtures when you've just met me. Cursing like a
sailor two minutes into our first conversation is a turn off. Not
to be misunderstood (I was recently referred to as "rigid" by
someone from this site that never even had a conversation with me)
I AM known to be crass, curse like a sailor- when warranted, and
rather raunchy; however, not upon meeting someone for the first
I'm really into politics and history. Love to learn about different
cultures and religions.
Love a healthy debate.
I would like to meet someone adventurous and fiscally responsible
who understands that an occasional splurge is okay.
Most important is someone with a relationship with God- in whatever
form you choose. Salvation is not ONLY found in a church pew. In
fact, you sometimes find everything BUT lurking there.
* I am full-figured
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently working towards earning a second master's degree- an
MBA. It is killing me. I am an English teacher with a M.Ed.
Business Administration is totally foreign to me so it can be a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
That's a tough one....
Making people feel comfortable
Seeing the best in people even when they can't see it
Wanting to defend the underdog
Being supportive of others
** Picking the wrong guy- hoping to change that!**
Attracting EVERY homeless, unemployed, toothless, and marginally
illiterate man in my vacinity. All the better if he wears a dirty
wife beater, cut-off jeans, lives in his mom's basement, and is
offering to wash my windshield. So Sexy!! :-(.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes- if I'm wearing contact lenses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nothing too profound. After reading some profiles listing epic
novels, I feel kind of crappy with my list:
Movie- Love Actually, About Last Night
Book- anything by John Sanford or Karin Slaughter
Shows- Scandal, House Hunters, Criminal Minds, Law & Order SVU,
Music- just about anything except heavy metal (which I lovingly
refer to as "Kill Your Mother, Eat Her Body" music), techno, or
males singing country music. That last one is a bit sexist but I
don't care. The ladies of country music are awesome.
Food- Mexican & Chinese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, Music, Computers, Movies, Family, Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My 5-Year Plan
Where I want to live after finishing MBA program
Should I buy a house or wait
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At study group or celebrating the end of a busy week
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, that's private now isn't it...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are spontaneous, goal-oriented, and honest.
Able to maintain an interesting conversation while making me
Things I've Learned From Previous On-Line Dating Experiences:
You don't have fetishes that involve body waste.
You are not into incestuous relationships- specifically, with your
If you're bi-sexual or bi-curious, just be honest about it.
You are at least marginally sane with a firm grip on reality.
You don't begin the first conversation by telling me that you were
once a major drug dealer.
You bathe and brush @ least once a day.
You can handle sarcasm.
You do not expect me to have the time to email all day long. My
schedule is busy and I would hope that after a few emails we can
move to texting & talking.
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