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33 Saint Louis, MO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Today – 11:30am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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how am i not myself?
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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hand dexterity, pairwise alignment, sick forehand/serviceable hammer, getting that perfect crust on a bone-in ribeye using a cast-iron skillet...
The first things people usually notice about me
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gesticulation, a bit loud
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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authors: McCarthy, Saunders, Vonnegut, Ellis, Mcinerney, Dostoevsky, Bataille, Dawkins, Bukowski, Jelinek, Camus. Just finished a slow tasty chew on Infinite Jest.

music: Morrissey/Smiths, The The, Ariel Pink, John Maus, Roxy Music, The Fall, Magnetic Fields, Jens Lekman, The Horrors,Interpol, New Order/Joy Division,Ladytron, Current93/Death in June, Galaxie500, Suede, Swans, Bowie(pre-80s), Kino, Elliot Smith, The Replacements, Kino, Depeche Mode, Ministry, Wire, Low, Mogwai, Sigur Ros, The Chameleons, Suicide, Rites of Spring...lots of crap:

movies/tv: paul thomas anderson, wes anderson, lars von tier, tarkovski, lynch, herzog, cronenberg, taxi driver, glengarry glenross, american psycho, come and see, peep show, breaking bad, curb your enthusiasm/seinfeld, the office(all of em), parks and rec, party down, the wire, black mirror, outer get the idea.

foods: meat(all of it), sushi(mostly just the fishy part), slavic cuisine.

sports: huge fan of athletics, partial to watching soccer/hockey, actually engage in tennis/ultimate frisbee.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
mp3 player
good pair of stiff jeans
good pair of boots/dress shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
RNA decay
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out and about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i was unshowered when i set up this profile
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If you can place this quote: " I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing."

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