It'll be difficult to encompass all the nuances of my personality in a few paragraphs, but since I'm not one to stress, I'll do my best to give you the fat-free skinny on myself.

Lived in Florida for a few years and eventually grew up in Northern Virginia. I played hockey when I was younger, although not to worry; I still have all of my teeth.

I travel to exotic places for work occasionally; China, Costa Rica, and the glamorous cosmopolitan city of Huntsville, Alabama.

When I'm not saving the free world, building life-sized trebuchets from scratch, or going on long runs; I'm working in Diplomatic Security.

Filling out online dating profiles, using chopsticks, ordering good Chinese food, sleeping in.

I grew up in the city, so don't act too shocked if I walk faster than the other guys you've dated.

I'm more of a carnivore than I should be. In fact, I hate salads. And I don't trust people who don't like desserts.

- Fun weekends
- Sarcasm
- Fast cars
- Electronic toys
- Good music
- Great food

My next adventure. One day I could be at the race track with my buddies, and the next I could be out kayaking on the Potomac…followed by a Tiësto concert.

Things get wild on the weekends, so here's a slice of my current to-do list: flag football, live music, salsa lessons, water-skiing, and my ongoing search for the best Chinese restaurant in the area.

Why tell you now and ruin the surprise? :P

- You are confident, smart, laid-back, and generally happy with your life.
- You have a really bad pickup line you would never use in person just after meeting someone.
- You're not looking for an easy lay. I mean don't get me wrong, if you're attractive and fun, you might wear down my resolve over time, but I've got discipline like Jackie Chan.