Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ladies and gentlemen...start your respective boners.
A little about myself. I have an intense fear of spoons and dreams.
I will react adversely if you use certain words, such as moist,
yogurt or carpet. At the last BronyCon...Maybe that's a story for
another time. Fluent in elvish. In past lives, I was once a mollusk
and later on a Buddhist priest. In another life, I was Admiral
Ackbar. You know, the alien dude who yelled "It's a trap!" in
Return of the Jedi. Anyway, I am an avid collector of human hair
and Pokemon condoms. Not to mention every kind of Hello Kitty sex
toy ever manufactured. Furries preferred
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
studying. working. constantly thinking about travelling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i like lots of everything.
if i give too much away then there will be no awkward small talk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the ability to see ghosts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How if my cat was as big as me...then I would probably be dead.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just found out my mum does more dope than I do
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you know the difference between you're there their and three's. and
if your a nice person. (and smiled at that last sentence)
Who are you looking for?
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