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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 26
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Beep beep! Out of my way, I'm a motorist!
What I’m doing with my life
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I ask myself this everyday. Although I enjoy the stability that comes with medical marketing, I wouldn't mind throwing myself to the wolves and become a serial entrepreneur. I also collect antiques.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving, random and unconscious sound effects, and English accents. Seriously. Michael Caine, Hugh Grant, even Pikey, take your pick. I can do it. I also am the best at sucking at crossfit, yet I keep going back!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I once had a cougar go into detail about how much she loved my eyebrows. So we'll go with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: Paradise Lost, anything by Malcolm Gladwell or Christopher Hitchens. Calvin and Hobbes. If you don't like Calvin and/or Hobbes, sorry but you're wrong.
Asking what my favorite movie is is like asking Warren Buffett what his favorite stock is, but to name a few: Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Garden State, 500 Days of Summer, Big Lebowski, Serenity, The Princess Bride.
Favorite music: My tastes range from Mos Def to Trampled by Turtles. Then I have the propensity to switch to Chopin.
TV- SOA, House of Cards, Firefly, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica (shut up) The League, Family Guy, Workaholics
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Carbs
2. Friends
3. My phone
4. Music
5. A roof over my head
6. Netflix
7. Pockets
8. Caffeine
9. The ability of counting to 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I have a mortgage. It makes reinventing yourself a lot harder
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either with friends or my mistress Netflix
You should message me if
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You appreciate a good, solid high-five and can re-teach me long division.
If you remember Dunkaroos and want them back as badly as I do.