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31 Englewood, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 5
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am always trying to improve upon the best version of myself, while having as much fun as I can! I am sarcastic, witty, social, and can hold my own in any situation. And screw you Personality thingy, saying I'm not ambitious. You don't know me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I ask myself this everyday. Although I enjoy the stability that comes with medical marketing, I wouldn't mind throwing myself to the wolves and become a serial entrepreneur. I also collect antiques.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
English accents. Seriously. Michael Caine, Hugh Grant, even Pikey, take your pick. I can do it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I once had a cougar go into detail about how much she loved my eyebrows. So we'll go with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: Paradise Lost, anything by Malcolm Gladwell or Christopher Hitchens. Calvin and Hobbes. If you don't like Calvin and/or Hobbes, sorry but you can go fuck yourself.
Asking what my favorite movie is is like asking Warren Buffett what his favorite stock is, but to name a few: Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Garden State, 500 Days of Summer, Big Lebowski, Serenity, The Princess Bride.
Favorite music: My favorite Pandora station plays Dean Martin, Naked and Famous, Mumford, Nero, Colin Hay... Then I have the propensity to switch to Chopin.
TV- SOA, House of Cards, Firefly, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica (shut up) The League, Family Guy, Workaholics
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Carbs
2. Friends
3. My phone
4. Music
5. A roof over my head
6. Netflix
7. Pockets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next business idea, my next script, what to do this weekend, do I have gas in my car? What should I do with that empty corner in my house? Am I a better person than I was 5 years ago? What will my next tattoo be?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either on South Broadway with friends or on my couch watching a good movie.
You should message me if
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You appreciate a good, solid high-five and can re-teach me long division.
If you remember Dunkaroos and want them back as badly as I.