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33 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 9, 2013
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well for starters I'm NOT a virgin! I can not stress this enough. I grew up in Las Vegas so I come with a little freaky baggage. Good Freaky though. The kind you don't write home to mother, but you do tell your therapist. Sex therapist that is ;) I'm into guys...girls..... what the heck, I'm willing to experiment.. Never had a threesome but a foursome is a different story. Please No Trains!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of stuff. For example, I plan one hell of a bachlorette party ;) I live a Los Angeles lifestyle so being a good partyier is a must. You must like to party because I like to party. Party!
I use to be a gymnast so I tumble like a motherfucker! Drunk or not!
Aside from my amateur tumbling and bad ass party planning skills, I make a mean PB & J. Some say the meanest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tits, ass, feet, smile: in that order!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cell phone, body glitter, lipstick, spandex, shoes, and diet coke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wax it allllllll off!
You should message me if
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If you made it this far, I'm only half serious about my profile.
I'm actually a lot smarter in real life. No, I'm joking about that too. Just kidding!
Truth be told, I'm an old school romantic that would rather meet someone in real life and see if there is any connection. Yes, it's all well and good to converse via email and OKcupid messages for months on end (with plenty of time to craft out perfectly charming responses) and then finally have a face-to-face that bombs worse than the opening weekend of 'Glitter'. So let's all agree to throw caution to the wind and go for that old-school concept of a date that involves what may or may not be a matrix designed for controlling the masses. Ok, ok, it was suggested that I put something heartfelt and authentic in my profile.

I like puppies....seriously.