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alexcatilicous

31 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Dec 9, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Well for starters I'm NOT a virgin! I can not stress this enough. I grew up in Las Vegas so I come with a little freaky baggage. Good Freaky though. The kind you don't write home to mother, but you do tell your therapist. Sex therapist that is ;) I'm into guys...girls..... what the heck, I'm willing to experiment.. Never had a threesome but a foursome is a different story. Please No Trains!
I’m really good at
Lots of stuff. For example, I plan one hell of a bachlorette party ;) I live a Los Angeles lifestyle so being a good partyier is a must. You must like to party because I like to party. Party!
I use to be a gymnast so I tumble like a motherfucker! Drunk or not!
Aside from my amateur tumbling and bad ass party planning skills, I make a mean PB & J. Some say the meanest.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tits, ass, feet, smile: in that order!
The six things I could never do without
Cell phone, body glitter, lipstick, spandex, shoes, and diet coke
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you made it this far, I'm only half serious about my profile.
I'm actually a lot smarter in real life. No, I'm joking about that too. Just kidding!
Truth be told, I'm an old school romantic that would rather meet someone in real life and see if there is any connection. Yes, it's all well and good to converse via email and OKcupid messages for months on end (with plenty of time to craft out perfectly charming responses) and then finally have a face-to-face that bombs worse than the opening weekend of 'Glitter'. So let's all agree to throw caution to the wind and go for that old-school concept of a date that involves talking......in person.....in what may or may not be a matrix designed for controlling the masses. Ok, ok, it was suggested that I put something heartfelt and authentic in my profile.

I like puppies....seriously.