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alexis_stanz

31 Philadelphia, PA Androgynous

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 11:22am
Orientation
Queer
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I tried to think of something to say, but all that came to mind is, this is stupid and I need to get back to marathoning something on Netflix.

Also, daily kind gestures from strangers make my day. Pay it forward, ok?!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working (highlighting), brunching (mimosas), taking care of a new pup (Lu) and kicking and/or throwing around balls on sundays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
yelling out wrong answers while watching jeop, party planning, cooking, trivia, kickball, making completely awkward comments and not noticing until it's way too late. yup, really good at that one.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quiet, awkward and will probably be twirling my hair. After we hang a few times the quietness goes away, not so much the awkwardness or twirling for that matter. I also may have chronic resting bitch face, but in reality I probably want to say hey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Wally Lamb is my guy. Some other favorites include To Kill a Mockingbird, She's Come Undone, A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Reader, Anne Sexton.

also, I can't use any electronic device to read a book. How am I supposed to underline, asterisk, squiggle line something?!

Music - white stripes, biggie, gj, the kills, the strokes, jay-z, deftones, brand new, yeah yeah yeahs, modest mouse, the cure, saves the day, aailyah, chet faker, b.r.m.c., temptations, the weeknd

tv/movies - I'm really bad at this. If you were to quote a movie, I'd probably give you a blank stare in return.

BROAD CITY, just all of broad city.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- glasses
- chapstick
- book(s)
- sweet treat
- sexxxx
- sweatpants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to accomplish the long list of things to do in the least amount of time.

And then usually science stuff and when will Lu run out of energy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It can be anything really. Tearing it up at the vfw, swirling, shuffleboardin, charming the pants off ladies....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I clearly have a problem with pugs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hang and grab a drink, you can laugh at yourself aanndd please, just have your shit together. Just a little bit.