I'm a black sheep Eagle Scout. I love the internet and dive bars
and top secret meetings. I love high-functioning autistics, and
understand society through various popular TV and Movie frameworks.
I've always got an esoteric conversation topic to bullshit about.
And yes, I do have the Emotions™.
What I’m doing with my life
Living the Silicon Valley dream. I work a Software Engineering job
at a successful SF startup.
Trying my hardest to be anything like Andy Kaufman, Kurt Cobain,
Steve Jobs, Elon Musk, Dan Harmon, Carl Sagan, George Carlin, or
Oscar Wilde. (All of my heroes are whinny white dudes)
I’m really good at
Compliments, neck rubs, lifting things, and opening jars, also
fixing cars and computers. I cook and do my laundry, and have good
judgement in movies. Probably I'm best at being everything for
The first things people usually notice about me
Some people think I have crazy eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies - Blade Runner, Primer, The Game, Dr Horrible, Apocalypse
Now, Objectified, Network
TV - Community, Mad Men, Spaced, Bob's Burgers, Community, The
Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Breaking Bad, ST:TNG, Portlandia, Rick
Music - Bad Brains, Dead Kennedys, Zepplin, Who, Queen, Bad
Relgion, Descendants, Daft Punk, Neil Young, CSN(Y), Humming to
myself like a psycho when bored.
The six things I could never do without
Community Season 1 on DVD
Sketchpad and pen
Car and open road
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why stuff is the way it is, how to improve the objects around
Coca Cola, Walmart, Home Depot, and GEICO. Damn
Girls. Y'all are cute and complex. It's fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm almost always working on my company. I also enjoy playing
tabletop games with friends, and catching up on TV.
I'm on the look out for a dive bar filled with expressive
characters whose diverse personalities clash yet harmonize.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I pee in the shower.
You should message me if
- I sent you a message.
- You like TV writers.
- You want someone to distract you from that black hole in your