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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Italian
My self-summary
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When given the choice, I always get extra pulp orange juice and crunchy peanut butter. Because I am a man of substance.
What I’m doing with my life
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In my spare time I work as a bike courier, which cycles between being awesome and awful:

PROS: I've got a top five list for bagels and lox in the city for you.
CONS: I literally cannot eat enough food, ever. Are you gonna finish that?

My 9-5 hours are consumed by database development for a lighting company in Bushwick. Apparently we made a goat lamp once that for some reason didn't sell. Listen, I have no idea why it wasn't our most popular option either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sketching, designing, and building my next DIY project. Right now it's a bar/kitchen prep counter and a table for the new apartment. As the saying goes, "measure twice, cut once, and end up going to Home Depot again because you screwed it up".

Noodling on my electric guitar while my acoustic is in the shop. I have a habit of lazily strumming out chords and making up ditties that go nowhere... my latest was "Ode to Laundry Day". That one's gonna be a #1 hit record, just you wait.

Scouring the vast expanse of the internet for new music. I've got a one-new-band per week addiction with actual withdrawal symptoms. Or would they be... symptones?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm usually the most overdressed person at the party. I went to an all-guys Catholic high school and forget that sometimes, it's okay to not wear a tie everywhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Stephenson's inability to end novels and bell hooks anecdotes.
MOVIES: Pretentious art flicks with 20 lines of dialogue total.
SHOWS: Recently I watched Bojack Horseman and I think the 11th episode is probably one of the finest pieces of television that's been produced in years.
MUSIC: If they've played at St. Vitus there's a good chance they're in my library.
FOOD: Pairing a good dark beer to match my homemade potato pancakes recipe is number 4 on my bucket list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Sketchbook and a V5 Precise Pen. I like to keep my loose thoughts accurately.
- My dad's old pocket knife.
- Two liters of juice AT ALL TIMES.
- A sub from Wegmans. I've driven hundreds of miles out of my way just for one.
- Maraschino cherries with stems (it matters).
- According to my bike, the ability to ignore things like "I'm tired" and "this hill is steep" and "avoid that shattered glass which will pop your tires you idiot"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my friends and I are putting together a show about puns. it's basically just a play on words.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Some of my most perfect moments have been spent sitting next to a campfire in the Adirondack high peaks under starlight after a long day's hike.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Recently I joined a climbing gym, picked up yoga classes, and have not one, but two fixies. All I'm missing is something organic, hand crafted, and locally sourced to really complete the full "Brooklyn Hipster Bro" image.

Update: I got conned into running the company garden this year, which means that soon I'll be able to locally source my kale and spinach salads for lunch. Anyone know when I get my Brooklyn membership card in the mail?
You should message me if
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Once I moved to Europe without having any place to stay, a thin grasp of the local language, and only about $100 in my pocket. Hit me up if you ever need an expert in "things not to do while engaging in trans-Atlantic relocation".

Also, I went to school for architecture, so if you'd like to go for a bike ride punctuated by criticisms of nearby buildings, I'm your man. We're avoiding the World Trade Center though, because that's like shooting fish in a barrel. Ugh, Calatrava and his dumb overpriced hedgehog.

You need to click every blue link you see.