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24 M Rochester, NY

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Last Online
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5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English, Italian

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My self-summary
Once I moved to Europe without having any place to stay, a thin grasp of the local language, and only about $100 in my pocket. Let me know if you want the secrets behind surviving international travel revealed!

Also: Sorry everyone, but I'm happily dating someone monogamously at the moment, and my profile is mainly used for critiques over at /r/okcupid. Feel free to message me if you'd like to make new friends!
What I’m doing with my life
Sketching, designing, and building my next DIY project. At the moment it's a kitchen island for my girlfriend's apartment. I'm hoping her affections aren't tied to my ability to measure things, because I've already screwed up twice.

Noodling on my electric guitar while my acoustic is in the shop. I have a habit of lazily strumming out chords and making up ditties that go nowhere... my latest was "Ode to Laundry Day". That one's gonna be a #1 hit record, just you wait.

Honing my ability to come up with bad puns and dad jokes. At this point they're pretty much a reflex.

Scouring the vast expanse of the internet for new music. I've got a one-new-band per week addiction with actual withdrawal symptoms. Or would they be... symptones?
I’m really good at
Not dying while biking the city streets. Current count for "I almost got killed right there, good job me for not biting the dust today"?

The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually the most overdressed person at the party. I went to an all-guys Catholic high school and forget that sometimes, it's okay to not wear a tie everywhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My taste in literature usually hovers around utopian novels (Brave New World, A Canticle for Leibowitz), science fiction (Dune, Ender's Game), and satire (Terry Pratchett's Discworld). I also really liked The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trilogy, I wish I could find more stuff like it.

Did you know there's a new La Dispute album? There's a new La Dispute album. Go listen to La Dispute. Other favorites include Thursday, Brand New, Death Cab for Cutie, La Dispute, and Emancipator. My guilty pleasure is terrible post-hardcore bands, but don't worry... they stay in my headphones.

I will make you the best potato pancakes you'll ever eat, short of flying over to Germany and getting the real thing. And if you don't like potatoes, then gimme five minutes and I'll whip up a dish you nor I have heard of. Somehow they've always turned out delicious!
The six things I could never do without
- Sketchbook and a V5 Precise Pen. I like to keep my loose thoughts accurately.
- My dad's old pocket knife. Always handy to have in a pinch.
- My borderline unhealthy quest to try every flavor of fruit juice ever made.
- A sub from Wegmans. I've driven hundreds of miles out of my way just for one.
- Maraschino cherries with stems (it matters)
- According to my bike, the ability to ignore things like "I'm tired" and "this hill is steep" and "avoid that shattered glass which will pop your tires you idiot"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I took the shell off of my racing snail to make it go faster, but if anything, it's more sluggish
On a typical Friday night I am
Four thousand feet up in the mountains, huddled around a campfire and bathed in starlight; or on a Brooklyn rooftop, eyes closed, drinking in the city sounds of 4am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My invulnerability to the cold is only outweighed by my complete inability to handle hot drinks.

Coffee is both my love and my enemy.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You'd like to go on a bike ride - spandex and jersey not required, but bonus points if you've got 'em.

If the puns in my profile made you laugh. Eyerolls and/or glares count.

You're a fellow globetrotter and have stories to tell.

You have a burning desire to try new things; food, music, places to go, or activities. Visit that obscure gallery opening? Invent a new recipe using rice, pineapple, and whatever else is on that shelf? Let's do it!

You need to click every blue link you see.