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25 M Malden, MA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 25
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I daydreamed my way through middle school and high school where I was bit by the music bug and decided that I wanted to be a professional trumpet player. I got a music degree in college, but during my second year I woke up with a sore face and neck. I've had pain problems ever since; problems that playing the trumpet only aggravates. Although I stopped playing seriously, I knew I wanted to stay in music. So I learned to tune pianos, and now I'm making a making a career out of it.

I love music, movies, fiction, and comedy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying piano technology at the North Bennet Street School.
I’m really good at
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Breakdancing for territory.
Singing a whole tone scale.
Getting depressed in department stores.
Detecting flatulence in libraries.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'll let you be the judge of that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Confederacy of Dunces, Vonnegut, Mark Twain, David Foster Wallace, Cormac McCarthy, Hemingway, Hermann Hesse, Philip Roth

Movies: Royal Tenenbaums, The Conversation, Raging Bull, Dog Day Afternoon, Pineapple Express, American Splendor, Adaptation, Children of Men, Broken Flowers, Anything Stanley Kubrick, No Country for Old Men, Anything Paul Thomas Anderson

Music: Beck, Thelonious Monk, Gonzales, Brad Mehldau, Flying Lotus, Nick Drake, Debussy, Bela Bartok, Stravinsky, A Tribe Called Quest, Elliot Smith, Jonny Greenwood, Tom Waits, Miles Davis

TV: The Wire, The Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Louie, Chappelle's Show, Six Feet Under, Eastbound and Down, Tough Crowd

Enough of this
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hearing Colin Quinn insult people
a creative wall to hit my head against
the idea that one day I will be a dog owner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
hypothetical arguments that rarely come up in real life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends trying to stay awake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once desired a woman because she resembled Ryan Gosling.
You should message me if
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you would like to meet me.