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alexnoga

28 M North Wales, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tibetan (Poorly), Bulgarian (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly), Swahili (Okay)

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My self-summary
One time I karate kicked so high that I dented the moon...plus ice cream is delicious. I'm pretty comfortable meeting almost anyone, so if ya got a question ask away.

Big bonus if you ride motorcycles (I was raised on two wheels)
What I’m doing with my life
Pelvic thrusting because its kinda funny/being a boss. Making "that's what she said" jokes where they dont belong. I'm also a baker(like for serious)
I’m really good at
Laughing so hard that im forced to leave work...its happened a couple times
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm certified by the state to "drop it like its hot"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Misfits and anything but country music...or Barbara Streisand.

If you like Tim and Eric we will get along just fine
The six things I could never do without
The toughness of our dog Bane, he's a champ and deserves a good wrasslin match
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wtf is "bubble tea"?!?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Destroying my roommates in drinking games or ping pong, and most of the time both at once
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I have super human vision...when using binoculars. Plus everytime I'm in a drugstore I always walk down the toy aisle. Also punk chicks are hot as shit

P.s. I keep forgetting I'm 28
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like Almond Joy's and want to ride on the back of my motorcycle. And big bonus points if you don't have a limit on what's funny because I'll make jokes about anything