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alexosaurus
22 / M / straight / Seeing someone
Allston, Massachusetts
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 11" (1.80m).
- Body Type
- Used up
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Buddhism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am nerdy, jawesome, and goofy.
My Self-Summary
my name is alex and I'm DTMO. I hate fun. I'm not down to
earf.
I use to have large gauges, they were so large they encompassed 1/4th of the entire world. Often I would get the complaint that parts of the western hemisphere would not get enough sun to produce crops. One day I tried upsizing and I had to take them out due to them becoming swollen and now I don't have any. I miss them. Besides that I make glasses and pretend that I'm a struggling musician but I don't really have a solid band so yeah. If you're looking for a ukulele player that sings poorly hit me up. I play more than ukulele but I mean let's get serious, who the fuck uses guitars nowadays.
I use to have large gauges, they were so large they encompassed 1/4th of the entire world. Often I would get the complaint that parts of the western hemisphere would not get enough sun to produce crops. One day I tried upsizing and I had to take them out due to them becoming swollen and now I don't have any. I miss them. Besides that I make glasses and pretend that I'm a struggling musician but I don't really have a solid band so yeah. If you're looking for a ukulele player that sings poorly hit me up. I play more than ukulele but I mean let's get serious, who the fuck uses guitars nowadays.
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
attempting to hone my skills with stringed instruments
being a lvl 3 optical technician, soon to be lvl 4, hopefully I can change classes and become a black mage
sharking tuggles with the tuggle sharks
being a lvl 3 optical technician, soon to be lvl 4, hopefully I can change classes and become a black mage
sharking tuggles with the tuggle sharks
Editors
I’m really good at
hamburglaring, hand stands, high
fives, hugs, making ice cream soup, learning miscellaneous audio
information that no one will ever need (speakers only consume
5%-10% of the electricity that they are receiving, this being one
of those facts)
The first things people usually notice about me
probably that I have glasses or the fact that I'm just so gosh darn
handsome.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Scott
Pilgrim, Berserk, Akira, Sandman, Hellboy, Invincible, Umbrella Chronicles, or
pretty much anything dealing with the occult or Neil Gaiman
Old Boy, the Host, Big Trouble in Little China, Shaun of the Dead, Stranger than Fiction, Baseketball, Pootie Tang, They Live, Amelie, most stoner comedies
American Nightmare, Against Me!, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Bear vs Sharks, Glassjaw, Thrice, Suicide File, Tokyo Police Club, Marvin Gaye, Doomriders, Matt and Kim, Misfits, the Falcon, Lawrence Arms, Gorillaz, Between the Buried and Me. I like alot of 1930's-1950's pop.
PBR, Vegetarian Burritos, Sloppy Joes, Cookies
I like funny tv sitcoms and really cheesy ones ass well
Old Boy, the Host, Big Trouble in Little China, Shaun of the Dead, Stranger than Fiction, Baseketball, Pootie Tang, They Live, Amelie, most stoner comedies
American Nightmare, Against Me!, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Bear vs Sharks, Glassjaw, Thrice, Suicide File, Tokyo Police Club, Marvin Gaye, Doomriders, Matt and Kim, Misfits, the Falcon, Lawrence Arms, Gorillaz, Between the Buried and Me. I like alot of 1930's-1950's pop.
PBR, Vegetarian Burritos, Sloppy Joes, Cookies
I like funny tv sitcoms and really cheesy ones ass well
The six things I could never do without
narwhals
other one horned animals
jackie chan (my cat)
musical instruments and microphones
things to be nerdy aboot
my bicycle
other one horned animals
jackie chan (my cat)
musical instruments and microphones
things to be nerdy aboot
my bicycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how the cream gets into the middle of oreos (some one explained it
to me),
what jello is made out of,
why the Street Sharks had a Killer Whale as part of their team,
what would happen if I had a pet dinosaur,
how to train a bear to ride a mini bicycle,
how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop,
tape machines,
how string cheese gets into the can,
perplexities of algorithms,
why Count Chocula never thirsts for blood,
beer,
mustaches,
Morgan Freeman.
what jello is made out of,
why the Street Sharks had a Killer Whale as part of their team,
what would happen if I had a pet dinosaur,
how to train a bear to ride a mini bicycle,
how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop,
tape machines,
how string cheese gets into the can,
perplexities of algorithms,
why Count Chocula never thirsts for blood,
beer,
mustaches,
Morgan Freeman.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably yelling at drunk bros from my porch with the rest of my
house while drinking, finding new friends that walk down the
street, then moving inside to sing macho man and various other
great songs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have to have all audio played at an even numbers and can only set
my alarm to prime numbers.
When I was a little kid I thought that the ninja turtles lived at the end of my street in the sewer... so I use to talk into the sewer hoping they would come out.
I have kissed verygoodlooking multiple times on separate nights
When I was a little kid I thought that the ninja turtles lived at the end of my street in the sewer... so I use to talk into the sewer hoping they would come out.
I have kissed verygoodlooking multiple times on separate nights
You should message me if
you have a tandem bicycle and need a partner to ride it with!
you're more literate than myself!
you're a writer and want to critique some of the work I'm doing for a comic book I'm making!
you're not down to earf and you hate fun!
you're not a broette(sp?)!
you think this is funny!
Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other,
"I've just lost one of my electrons!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"Yes, I'm positive."
you're more literate than myself!
you're a writer and want to critique some of the work I'm doing for a comic book I'm making!
you're not down to earf and you hate fun!
you're not a broette(sp?)!
you think this is funny!
Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other,
"I've just lost one of my electrons!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"Yes, I'm positive."
