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alexponential

24 M Lynnwood, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an actor and dayum if it doesn't take up a lot of my time; though time spent doing what you love is never wasted. I've got a very playful personality and really like to enjoy life. This is the part where I'm supposed to say that I like to laugh and while that may be true, even more-so I love *making* people laugh! I am an avid joker, ex-martial artist, and deadpan enthusiast, usually with something to say (of varying levels of relevance) about most topics. Looking for someone to knock back a beer with and rant? Then look no further! Alexponential, to exponentiality, AND BEYOND!

I read a LOT of Cracked.com... by the way. (Ever shall trivia abound...)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on a move to the Seattle area to pursue a new job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh. Its one of the things I love doing.

I can also freestyle rap when I'm drunk. Kind of. Drunken-me thinks I'm good at it... care to evaluate?
The first things people usually notice about me
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How tall I am. (~6'4)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blues Brothers is probably my favorite movie, but i love most all comedies, especially Mel Brooks. I'm a big fan of martial arts movies and fantasy.

I watch a lot of animated shows, like Archer, Family Guy, and Avatar: the last Airbender, and anime. I watch most of my shows on Netflix, Hulu, and YouTube.

I read a lot of books for the roleplaying games I enjoy (books that help you come up with ideas for your own stories).

I've got a pretty diverse taste in music. I like pop and electronica, I enjoy some country and rap, classic and alternative rock. I do not like Mumford and Sons, the guy's voice bugs me.

Regarding food, I am generally open to anything. I have specific ingredients that I don't like (such as celery) but even that I'd be willing to try given the right circumstance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my family, my freedom, my imagination, gaming, and my nunchucks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things, like where I'm going with my life, what my purpose is, spirituality, philosophy, science, gaming, why *did* Vegeta explode?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
LARPing!!!!! Cuz the game I attend meets on Friday nights... conveniently phrased question is convenient....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid, me and my best friends at the time wanted to form an N'Sync style Boy Band. We had a name and motif and I was even starting to write some songs for us.
You should message me if
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You wanna hang out sometime, grab a beer, watch a movie, go to a theater, get dinner somewhere, go on a hike. I'm easy, but action oriented. I am looking for something casual right now. If more develops then that's one thing, but don't assume.

Important Note: When I say "avid joker and deadpan enthusiast", know that these words were not typed lightly. While I generally stick to straight talk when first meeting I very quickly slide into playful sarcasm when I'm comfortable. If you have an issue with someone cracking jokes, don't enjoy witty banter, and/or don't get sarcasm, then go. Just go. These are not the droids you are looking for, your prince has slain a fire-breathing turtle in a different castle, Keyser Soze has left the building.