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alextheparadox

21 F Denton, TX

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:48pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Kinsey 5.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Psych/bio/pre-med student. Active volunteer and undergraduate research assistant. Wearer of kelly green and a university department logo. I want to be a practitioner, a researcher, and a writer. I want to travel and learn as much as I can before getting into a mysterious hang-gliding accident when I turn 84. As an existentialist I've gotta pack a lot of action into this ephemeral mortal being.

musical things I do: play guitar, sing, record, produce, dabble in drums and keyboard

things I write: poems, songs, screenplays, short stories

places I like to go: book stores, coffee shops, bars, music venues, trails and beaches, friends' places, places that smell like incense (this is usually synonymous with "friends' places" but conveniently excludes the cat pee), museums, swimming pools, thrift or department stores and flea markets, independent movie theaters, anywhere I've never been before

things I like to do that are not completely implied by the latter: read, actively listen to music and watch movies, hike, cycle, shop, put snazzy outfits together, occasionally play video games
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- songwriting and poetry, if nothing else in the creative realm :P
- inquisitive eyebrow raises
- thoughtful counselor frowns
- accents/impressions
- ironic Top 40 song references
- otherwise stealthily injecting lyrics into discussion
- trolling straight guys at bars with outlandishly false personal statements
The first things people usually notice about me
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- short and womanly stature
- low voice
- eyebrows
- sarcasm
~*~um i wud say my eys, ya def eys, or ass~*~
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Warpaint, Neutral Milk Hotel, Joanna Newsom, Shlohmo, Oberhofer, tUnE-yArDs, Baths, James Blake, Angel Olsen, Grizzly Bear, Cocorosie, Animal Collective, Grandaddy, Chromatics, Braids, St. Vincent, Clams Casino, Allo Darlin, Led Zeppelin, Houses, The Antlers, Speedy Ortiz, Alt-J, Flaming Lips, Bright Eyes, Metric, The Avett Brothers, Bonobo, Atlas Sound, Glitch Mob, Atmosphere, Notorious B.I.G., Jenny Robinson, Caribou, Sleep Party People, Belle & Sebastian, High Places, Purity Ring, Bjork, Ladytron, Wild Nothing, MF DOOM, Blackbird Blackbird, Lykke Li, Daughter, XXYYXX, Best Coast, Feist, Blood Orange, Dan Mangan, Elton John, Azealia Banks, Flunk, El Ten Eleven, NIRVANA, Glass Candy, Fever Ray, The Knife, Drake, Beach House, Dr. Dog, The XX, CHVRCHES, Blue Hawaii, Garbage, Blackstone Rangers, London Grammar, Wilsen, Devendra Banhart...I'll finish this later. I listen to or think about music every waking moment if I can help it.

Films: (in no particular order)
The Living End, Blue Is the Warmest Colour, Fargo, Enter The Void, Oldboy, The Red Balloon, A Serbian Film, Last Tango in Paris, Clerks, Brokeback Mountain, The Truman Show, A Streetcar Named Desire, Capote, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Adaptation, A Dangerous Method, Burn After Reading, Kill Bill I & II, The Big Lebowski, To Die For, 500 Days of Summer, Midnight In Paris, Forrest Gump, American Beauty, The Devil Wears Prada, Miss Congeniality, Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, The Tracey Fragments, Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke, Up In The Air, Fried Green Tomatoes, Saw (just the first one), The Karate Kid, 8 Mile, The Goonies, Nightmare On Elm Street (all), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Stand By Me, American History X, The Aviator, The Prestige, CHLOE, Jennifer's Body, Juno, Big Fish, The Hours, Foxy Brown, Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion, Into the Wild, School of the Holy Beast, Tomboy, Heathers, I Heart Huckabees, Saved!, Spirited Away, The Craft, Lars and the Real Girl, Water Lilies, The Holy Mountain, Walk The Line, Smiley Face, Gone With The Wind, Waking Life, Factory Girl, Election, The Royal Tenenbaums, Little Children, The Basketball Diaries, I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Practical Magic, Dazed and Confused, Volver, Jawbreaker, Clueless, XXY, The Motorcycle Diaries, Sideways, American Splendor, Mary and Max, Vanilla Sky, Lost and Delirious, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Boys Don't Cry, The Regretters, Lilith, The Seven Year Itch, It's a Wonderful Life, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Kurt Cobain: About A Son, Girl, Interrupted, White Oleander, Cruel Intentions, Igby Goes Down, Party Monster, Jesus' Son, The Elephant Man, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, The Adjustment Bureau, The Darjeeling Limited, Harold & Maude, Being John Malkovich, The Science of Sleep, Weekend, Pan's Labyrinth, Hannibal, WALL•E, The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Almost Famous, Banksy's Exit Through The Gift Shop, The Fish Child, Brick, The Rules of Attraction, Gummo, Kids, Mysterious Skin, The Doom Generation, Sin City, SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Lost in Translation, The Graduate, Good Will Hunting, Requiem for a Dream, Moulin Rouge, The Immigrant, Moonrise Kingdom, Memento, Little Miss Sunshine, Up, Dead Poets Society, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Edward Scissorhands, American Psycho, Shutter Island, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Donnie Darko, The Butterfly Effect, Taxi Driver, Black Swan, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Shawshank Redemption, A Beautiful Mind, A Clockwork Orange, The Silence Of The Lambs, Amélie, Reservoir Dogs, Trainspotting, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction

Food: might be the one thing I am really not picky about. The only flavor I can't stand is licorice. The only texture I can't stand is that of eggplant. I have a special soft spot for spicy and hearty food, but basically I'm about as selective as a garbage disposal.

All the TV I really like is Daria, House, Orange is the New Black, old people trivia shows like Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and cheesily gory stuff like 1000 Ways to Die and Spartacus: Blood & Sand.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- a water desalination device
- a grill lighter
- gasoline
- a knife
- a tarp (shelter, a place to sleep whilst suspended from a tree, a sail for the boat I'm going to build)
- my glasses

oh this isn't the desert island question is it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music/writing songs in my noggin. dream analysis. hypothetical scenarios. sex. research design. screenplay ideas. feminist issues. human nature. death. people.

lamenting how it's kind of impossible to convey what I'm actually like through these measly keys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
up to some mild mischief with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm very awkward and rambley and say the first thing that pops into my head most of the time. I have been told this is charming, but I'm sure that depends on the perceiver :P
You should message me if
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- you have passions, manners, humor, morals, and mirror neurons
- you actually intend to meet and/or get to know people from this website
- you find me physically and intellectually attractive
- you are physically and intellectually attractive

Don't waste my time with this modern "let's compete to see who's cooler/who cares less than the other sucker" charade. Just be yourself, I'll do the same, and we'll have a good time. :)