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alexvirital

24 / M / straight / Single

Washington, District of Columbia

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Political / Government
Income
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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I am acerbic, nihilistic, and liberal.

My Self-Summary

well, i haven't updated this thing in a few years. what the hell, i'm bored. i graduated from gwu last year with a degree in political science. now i work in dc. i spend most of my time when i'm not at work either playing video games, looking after my cat, or meandering across the intertron. i am unapologetic about my politics (liberal.) my lifestyle (nerd) or really anything else.

What I’m doing with my life

figuring that out? (no). boredly wandering the internet and updating old profiles.

I’m really good at

screwing with your mind. faking like i know what i'm doing. sarcasm. losing pitifully in first person shooters.

The first things people usually notice about me

what a ridiculous question. i have no idea. i'm not another person.
probably my goatee, longer-than-usual hair, or my general preference to being "unkempt" whenever i'm not at work.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a) american gods.
b) memento
c) tool, rammstein, mc frontalot, the protomen
d) beer, and anything that works well with it.

The six things I could never do without

a) my cat
b) a computer
c) pants
d) the intertron
e) food
f) alcohol

I spend a lot of time thinking about

absolutely random shit. ("what if you made burgers out of whales?")

On a typical Friday night I am

usually in with the cat, watching whatever tv i recorded that week or gaming. otherwise i'm out in the district drinking and making poor decisions.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i like things

You should message me if

you want to be insulted. no, honestly, if you want to. i am writing here for no good reason and am actually just killing time while some stuff downloads. are you bored? go ahead. what the hell am i doing?