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alfieprufrock
25 / M / straight / Single
Queens, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Other
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Looking For
- Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am not, Batman, and I am Frank Gorshin!.
My Self-Summary
**New and improved profile**
I still love juice boxes.
I'd like backup dancers to follow me down the street. Or maybe a small old man with a violin.
I finally understand Eddie Izzard's joke about James Mason. That man can do anything.
I spent my whole childhood watching black and white movies. (Mad Men feels very natural for me, in some ways.) I would like to wear a fedora and trench coat like Humphrey Bogart, but still be able to play kickball, or ride an abandoned stroller downhill in the rain.
I have trouble reconciling the serious part of me with my whimsical, funny-face nature, and, hence, we have a profile named after a T. S. Eliot poem.
I want to have fun. Perhaps with you.
I still love juice boxes.
I'd like backup dancers to follow me down the street. Or maybe a small old man with a violin.
I finally understand Eddie Izzard's joke about James Mason. That man can do anything.
I spent my whole childhood watching black and white movies. (Mad Men feels very natural for me, in some ways.) I would like to wear a fedora and trench coat like Humphrey Bogart, but still be able to play kickball, or ride an abandoned stroller downhill in the rain.
I have trouble reconciling the serious part of me with my whimsical, funny-face nature, and, hence, we have a profile named after a T. S. Eliot poem.
I want to have fun. Perhaps with you.
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching college students how to write. (Impossible?)
I just finished an MFA degree in Creative Writing and I'm still thinking about ways to support my writing. Somehow I'm an Adjunct Professor, right now. Tomorrow I might be an cosmonaut.
I just finished an MFA degree in Creative Writing and I'm still thinking about ways to support my writing. Somehow I'm an Adjunct Professor, right now. Tomorrow I might be an cosmonaut.
Editors
I’m really good at
Awkward hand
gestures. (I learned this from a professor of mine during my
undergrad degree and it's stayed with me ever since.) My students
keep asking me if I play an instrument. I tell them I'm learning
the air bagpipes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Bob Dylan hair cut. Or the fact that I'm always smiling at you.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books
Being one of those 'book-readers,' there's probably too many to list here. That being said, here's a short list of 300,000. T.S. Eliot's Selected Poems, Denis Johnson's Incognito Lounge, Mark Strand's Reason's For Moving, Dubliners by James Joyce, and any of the plays written by Neil Simon, Christopher Durang, and Tennessee Williams.
Movies
I'm a big fan of the 1940's to the end of the '70's, so let's say anything by Orson Wells, old-school film noir, and some fan-favorites like Dirty Harry.
And Airplane has been a tremendous influence on my life.
Music
I'm a humongous Bob Dylan fan. And I have a thing for Sam Cooke and other classic soul artists.
Food
Just about everything that is bad for you. Cheese fries. Sandwiches. Chinese food is the tops. I could eat it for the rest of my life and never tire of it.
Being one of those 'book-readers,' there's probably too many to list here. That being said, here's a short list of 300,000. T.S. Eliot's Selected Poems, Denis Johnson's Incognito Lounge, Mark Strand's Reason's For Moving, Dubliners by James Joyce, and any of the plays written by Neil Simon, Christopher Durang, and Tennessee Williams.
Movies
I'm a big fan of the 1940's to the end of the '70's, so let's say anything by Orson Wells, old-school film noir, and some fan-favorites like Dirty Harry.
And Airplane has been a tremendous influence on my life.
Music
I'm a humongous Bob Dylan fan. And I have a thing for Sam Cooke and other classic soul artists.
Food
Just about everything that is bad for you. Cheese fries. Sandwiches. Chinese food is the tops. I could eat it for the rest of my life and never tire of it.
The six things I could never do without
cockatoos.
cockatoos.
cockatoos.
Shavitz.
cockatoos.
cockatoos.
cockatoos.
cockatoos.
Shavitz.
cockatoos.
cockatoos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I make passes at girls who wear glasses. And read books.
You should message me if
You would like to go to all you can eat sushi with me.
You would like 'the dating,' or, at least, interesting conversation.
You have your thirty-two box tops and would like a free toaster.
You want to lure me into your basement with promises of candy.
You have The Hardy Boys Detective Handbook. (Please, please, please message me if you actually have that.)
Would you like a cookie?
You would like 'the dating,' or, at least, interesting conversation.
You have your thirty-two box tops and would like a free toaster.
You want to lure me into your basement with promises of candy.
You have The Hardy Boys Detective Handbook. (Please, please, please message me if you actually have that.)
Would you like a cookie?
