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alfredthefourth

31 M Culver City, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(The short)
Bylines. Lecterns. Microphones. Passports. Cleats. My nieces.

(The long)
First: South Bay local
Then: Eastern climes/higher learning
And: Big Apple/higherer learning
After: homecoming
Pit stop: ABA therapy for kids with ASD
Now: a PhD in literature at USC
Future: about the author, grading papers, a house, travel
Mostly: vegan.
But: I've run with the bulls in Iruña.
I make: loud music.
Around: the world.
Though: tend more often to listen to Neko Case.

Fingers crossed: She's passionate about something. Tells me when I'm wrong, and proves it. Random acts of midnight donuts. More fluent with a compass than a remote control. Car ride karaokes. She likes to run. Or not. And has a crush on Bill Murray. Leaves voicemails. Sex. And is brave enough to spend her last dimes on a one way ticket to an unknown land.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
a) PhD candidate / (fiction) write(r)
b) yell and play guitar in a band
c) making photographs/furniture
d) coaching/playing soccer
e) being an uncle
f) Scrabble
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pearl Jam karaoke sessions. Changing diapers. Building furniture. Transcontinental drives. Continent hopping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Square jaw, laughing, sense of direction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) Donald Barthelme, Amy Hempel, W.G. Sebald
aa) Joel Sternfeld, Lee Friedlander, William Eggleston
aaa) Dali, Bosch, Estes
b) The Black Stallion, Edward Scissorhands, Malkovich
bb) Louie
c) Minor Threat and/or Nirvana and/or Neko Case
d) chips, salsa, and guacamole
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) passport
2) Sharpie pens (fine point)
3) milkshakes
4) Big Sur, CA
5) Mamiya 6
6) Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
John Stewart Mill and his ideologies. Which book to read next. Hems. The troubling plurality of the word "scissors." The estuary between fact and fiction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing. Babysitting my nieces. Going to a show. Headed to parts unknown.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I made my bed (literally). I lie in it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't use umbrellas.