I have to write something here now even though I'm not prepared to do so, so I will comply with the man until I put something real together. I like French Toast. Do you? I haven't had it in a while so maybe it's time to hop on over to Denny's and get some kind of Slam. Not so healthy but I think that if you are eating well all the time then a little diversion to the dark side of food is well deserved. Oooo, now I just thought of Lasagna. Sorry for the rambling, but they just had to have something here for me to continue with this profile thingy. Oh yeah, Cheremoyas are super yummy too. They taste like Fruity Pebbles. Alas, it's time for a salad though. Oh well, one can dream.

I can fix everything. I am McGyver. I have a dry, twisted sense of humor. I love spiting myself and doing things that challenge me or make me uncomfortable. That is how we grow isn't it? Oh lord, that was emo. I dig SciFi and fiction. Mad collector. I am a nerd, in a good way. I love astronomy and astrophysics, but I can't quite grasp it all. Not that I spend a lot of time on those, but I do like to read something sometimes or watch something on the Discovery Channel. I thought I was spelling challenged, but I just realized I have always been spell lazy. I am trying to make up for that now.

I am creative, but I need to make more time for that.

I will crush you at Othello.

I am afraid of gnomes.

I love making up my own words.

I might have a tattoo or 50.

I like leaning foreign languages including Spanish, French and Japanese, but I'm not fluent in any.

Food is king. Love Mexican, Indian, Thai, Japanese, Korean, Ethiopian, Mediterranean, Vegetarian, Turkish, Vietnamese, etc. I'm a recovering vegetarian. Was one for 5 years, but now not so strict. Still try to eat healthy like. Mmmmm cheese.

I don't drink, but it's no big deal if you do. I'm easy like sunday morning.

I am not Amish.

I will not steal your toilet paper or pens.

I just realized I used "I" way too much. Oh well, I'll edit that someday.

Yes, I can be serious.

Graphic Design - 3D and I love it.

Funny and fixing everything.

Many people say I look like Claude Akins.

I always wear weird socks.

Norwegian Wood, Sabriel, Working for the Devil, Unbearable Lightness of Being, A Prayer for Owen Meany,

Music taste is all over the place. I dig Slayer, Indian Film music, Willie Nelson and brazilian music and many others.

Movie fiend. Foreign, independent and whatever. Napoleon Dynamite, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Three Seasons, Stalker (by Tarkovsky), Girl Boss Guerilla, Star Wars 4,5, Spirited Away, Amelie, Musa, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Kamikaze Girls, Nana, The Vertical Ray of the Sun, Three Seasons, Auntie Mame, The Trouble with Harry, The Rage in Placid Lake, 12, Nosferatu, Appleseed, In July, The Great Yokai War, Angel-A, Paris, Je T'aime, Densha Otoko, The Great Happiness Space, Dot the I, Children Underground, Iron Ladies,

TV - Antiques Road Show, BSG, Firefly, Three's Company, Long Way Down, Family Guy, Gokusen, 1 Litre of Tears, GTO, Nobuta Wo Produce, Nodame Cantible, Sekai no Chuushin de, Ai wo Sakebu, Hotaru no Hikari, Tatta Hitotsu no Koi,

Pretty much can adapt to whatever so...

The Universe.

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.

Take me out tonight, because I want to see people and I want to see life...

I have bought a Wham song on iTunes.

You are a goober. If you know what fagabeefy is (no, not anything homophobic). If you are creative, fun and not scary. You are awesome, not dumb as a sandwich, are not on heavy court ordered medication or will not stab me or crush me with your fury. Super bonus nerd points if you know what 3263827 is.

Please at least be making an attempt to get fit. I'm working at it so... No, not looking for perfect at all. I'm not for sure. Let's go run/walk around the track or do some yoga or biking or Fencing or midget hunting.

The Meth Look is not really my thing either.

If you are also afraid of mimes.

Gypsies okay.

Ask your doctor if alienJellyCow is right for you. Can lead to serious addiction and uncontrollable bouts of laughter. Act now! Sorry Tennessee.

No games, not here to play.

If you have any "provocative" pictures on your page - no thanks. (shivers)

If you have some cool/weird socks for me.

No Jive Turkeys!