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alienJellyCow

44 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am afraid of gnomes.

Food is king. Love Mexican, Indian, Thai, Japanese, Korean, Ethiopian, Mediterranean, Vegetarian, Turkish, Vietnamese, etc. I'm a recovering vegetarian. Was one for 5 years, but now not so strict. Still try to eat healthy like. Mmmmm cheese.

I am not Amish.

I will not steal your toilet paper or pens.

I just realized I used "I" way too much. Oh well, I'll edit that someday.

I am I cried, I am, said I, and I am Neil Diamond
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graphic Design - 3D and I love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Funny and fixing everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Many people say I look like Claude Akins.

I always wear weird socks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Norwegian Wood, Sabriel, Working for the Devil, Unbearable Lightness of Being, A Prayer for Owen Meany,

Music taste is all over the place. I dig Slayer, Indian Film music, Willie Nelson and brazilian music and many others.

Movie fiend. Foreign, independent and whatever. Napoleon Dynamite, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Three Seasons, Stalker (by Tarkovsky), Girl Boss Guerilla, Star Wars 4,5, Spirited Away, Amelie, Musa, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Kamikaze Girls, Nana, The Vertical Ray of the Sun, Three Seasons, Auntie Mame, The Trouble with Harry, The Rage in Placid Lake, 12, Nosferatu, Appleseed, In July, The Great Yokai War, Angel-A, Paris, Je T'aime, Densha Otoko, The Great Happiness Space, Dot the I, Children Underground, Iron Ladies,

TV - Antiques Road Show, BSG, Firefly, Three's Company, Long Way Down, Family Guy, Gokusen, 1 Litre of Tears, GTO, Nobuta Wo Produce, Nodame Cantible, Sekai no Chuushin de, Ai wo Sakebu, Hotaru no Hikari, Tatta Hitotsu no Koi,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pretty much can adapt to whatever so...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.

Take me out tonight, because I want to see people and I want to see life...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have bought a Wham song on iTunes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a goober. If you know what fagabeefy is (no, not anything homophobic). If you are creative, fun and not scary. You are awesome, not dumb as a sandwich, are not on heavy court ordered medication or will not stab me or crush me with your fury. Super bonus nerd points if you know what 3263827 is.

Let's go biking or Fencing or midget hunting.

The Meth Look is not really my thing either.

If you are also afraid of mimes.

Gypsies okay.

Ask your doctor if alienJellyCow is right for you. Can lead to serious addiction and uncontrollable bouts of laughter. Act now! Sorry Tennessee.

If you have any "provocative" pictures on your page - no thanks. (shivers)

If you have some cool/weird socks for me.

No Jive Turkeys!

I don't usually respond to just Winks. You can do better than that.