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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 25
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Finished my long delayed bachelor's in the fall. It was in a dumb subject. Now I'm figuring shit out. Not really looking for anything in particular just someone I like and can connect with.
What I’m doing with my life
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Figuring shit out, I know it's lame
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A myriad of things, some of them very useful some of them completely useless. Horrible at punctuation, pretty good at back rubs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Bearded, crazy eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: HP Lovecraft, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Phillip K. Dick, Micheal Chabon, Johnathan Lethem, Don Dellilo, JG Ballard, Thomas Pynchon. Salinger. Nietzsche. Baudrillard. Alan Moore. Peter Milligan. Jack Kirby.Apocalypse Culture. Dianetics.

Music: anything really, lots of noisy and punk shit.
Einsturzende Neubauten, Nick Cave, King Crimson, Smiths, These Immortal Souls, Birthday Party, Zola Jesus, CAN, Dum Dum Girls, Suicide, T. Rex, Bowie, Misfits, Future of the Left, Roxy Music, ENO, Jesus and Mary Chain, P-Funk, JOY DIVISION

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Movies: Lynch, Polanski, Cronenberg, Welles, Kurosawa. Jarmusch. Herzog. Wenders. The Three Colors films, Tarantino. Daises. Japanese cyberpunk/body horror.

TV: Walking Dead, Twin Peaks, X-files, South Park, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, The killing
I really love Batman in all forms due to child nostalgia.

I like meat, hummus, Chinese take-out and diet soda.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The approval of people on online dating sites
Meat (I know it's Murder, I'm just indifferent)
My biting wit
I say Fuck alot, so I guess that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The passing of time/progress or lack thereof.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who cares?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't ride a bike
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