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aliensprodme

27 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Finished my long delayed bachelor's in the fall. It was in a dumb subject. Now I'm figuring shit out. Not really looking for anything in particular just someone I like and can connect with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring shit out, I know it's lame
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A myriad of things, some of them very useful some of them completely useless. Horrible at punctuation, pretty good at back rubs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Bearded, crazy eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: HP Lovecraft, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Phillip K. Dick, Micheal Chabon, Johnathan Lethem, Don Dellilo, JG Ballard, Thomas Pynchon. Salinger. Nietzsche. Baudrillard. Alan Moore. Peter Milligan. Jack Kirby.Apocalypse Culture. Dianetics.

Music: anything really, lots of noisy and punk shit.
Einsturzende Neubauten, Nick Cave, King Crimson, Smiths, These Immortal Souls, Birthday Party, Zola Jesus, CAN, Dum Dum Girls, Suicide, T. Rex, Bowie, Misfits, Future of the Left, Roxy Music, ENO, Jesus and Mary Chain, P-Funk, JOY DIVISION

similar things

Movies: Lynch, Polanski, Cronenberg, Welles, Kurosawa. Jarmusch. Herzog. Wenders. The Three Colors films, Tarantino. Daises. Japanese cyberpunk/body horror.

TV: Walking Dead, Twin Peaks, X-files, South Park, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, The killing
I really love Batman in all forms due to child nostalgia.

I like meat, hummus, Chinese take-out and diet soda.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The approval of people on online dating sites
Netflix/Hulu
Meat (I know it's Murder, I'm just indifferent)
My biting wit
Wikipedia
I say Fuck alot, so I guess that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The passing of time/progress or lack thereof.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who cares?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't ride a bike
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