I'm a practical guy. I prefer order to chaos in my life. Spontaneity is overrated. I'd rather to have a plan and stick to it as much as possible.
I'm really good at questioning and finding flaws in things. Things such as your hopes and dreams, movies, shows, etc. But I won't do it in a malicious way... its sort of how my humor works.
So, for example, if you say your dream house has a garden full of butterflies, I'll be sure to ask how you're going to get the butterflies to stay as soon as you let them loose. Butterflies only live for about a month before they die. Are you going to get new shipments in all the time? I feel like the amount of enjoyment you would get from a butterfly garden is not worth the amount of hassle it would take to create and maintain it. Especially after the initial wow factor wears off. These are important things to consider!
Its not the kind of humor everyone can get behind, but if you can relate, we should definitely talk.