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alienufo

28 M Port Ewen, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello there!

I'm a practical guy. I prefer order to chaos in my life. Spontaneity is overrated. I'd rather to have a plan and stick to it as much as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working from home full time. I'm a programmer / software tester / tech support person.

It has advantages and disadvantages.

My morning commute is only a few feet from my bed to my computer, and I save a lot of money on gas, but I don't get out of the house much because I live in the middle of nowhere and don't ever really HAVE to leave except to buy food and stuff.

Also, paying off debt (fuck that).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bowling
Computers
Listening to the same couple songs on repeat for weeks on end.

Not good at:
Finishing things I started
Dancing
...
I'll finish this later.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty damn tall.

Also, people always think I look angry, but I'm (usually) not!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dragonlance series (read the first 6 books three times each), Slaughterhouse 5, Catcher in the Rye. I don't read that much anymore, mainly because I find other forms of entertainment more alluring right now, and in this day and age theres just a media oversaturation so I feel like I never get to watch / read / play everything I want do. Just not enough time in the day.

TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm (Larry David is my hero), The IT Crowd, The Daily Show, X-Files, South Park, Game of Thrones, and of course Doctor Who!

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Groundhog's Day, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Donnie Darko, Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog, Scott Pilgrim Vs the World, Dogma, Inception. Pretty much any movie that makes you think.

Music: At the risk of sounding hipster-ish, you probably haven't heard of them but if you have we should talk. Cunninlynguists are my fav. Atmosphere is a close 2nd (well, you might have heard of them).

Video Games: Top 5 of all time would be Half Life 2, Beyond Good & Evil, Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Portal, and DotA 2. Not necessarily in that order.

Food: I don't eat leaves. Or drink Coffee. I'm addicted to Pepsi. Not a sauce person. I love bacon, burgers, pizza, potatoes, etc. Basically, I eat like I'm still 12 years old.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Computer with internet access
3. A car
4. Goldfish (those things are so addicting!)
5. A watch (I feel naked without one)
6. Pepsi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bowling! I'm in a league that plays on Friday nights so I typically go there straight from work. After that, I just like to go home and chill.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like musicals.
You should message me if
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