"No woman will ever satisfy me. I know that now, and I would never
try to deny it. But this is actually okay, because I will never
satisfy a woman, either.
It's the truth now, and it will be in the future. And while I'm not
exactly happy about that truth, it doesn't make me sad, either. I
know it's not my fault.
It's no one's fault, really. Or maybe it's everyone's fault. It
should be everyone's fault, because it's everyone's problem. Well,
okay... not everyone. Not boring people, and not the profoundly
retarded. But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I
notice that they all seem to share a single unifying
characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of
mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to
be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for
this. So instead of blaming no one for this (which is kind of
cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I'm
going to blame John Cusack."
- Chuck Klosterman in "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs"
"Jesus Christ - who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated
death, and rose bodily into the heavens - can now be eaten in the
form of a cracker."
- Sam Harris in "The End of Faith"
"Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after
they have rebelled they cannot become conscious."
- Winston Smith in 1984 by George Orwell
Books: Blink; Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs;
TV Shows: House; How I Met Your Mother; Boston
Legal; Becker; Arrested Development; Pushing Daisies; Alias;
Scrubs; Lost; Roswell; Will & Grace; Dr. 90210; Charmed; Jack
of All Trades; Cleopatra 2525
Movies: The Matrix, V For Vendetta, Lucky Number
Slevin, Pineapple Express, Charlie’s Angels, this is by no means a
complete list... however, The Matrix will always be numero
Music: Timbaland, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne,
Nickleback, Gnarls Barkley, Kanye West, OneRepublic, MIKA,
Destiny's Child, Alanis Morisette, Motion City Soundtrack,
Ludacris, Eminem, Cake, ABBA, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Michael Buble, Red
Hot Chili Peppers, The All-American Rejects, T-Pain, Green Day,
Barenaked Ladies, Foo Fighters, Maroon 5, The Sex Pistols, Gin
Blossoms, Jay-Z, Linkin Park, Ciara, Our Lady Peace, Pussycat
Dolls, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox Twenty, Rob Thomas, Third Eye Blind,
to name a few...