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36 M Austin, TX

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Strictly other
Law school
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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philosophyI'm not shortish, nor oldish, but brownish, and mossy. I don't speak with a voice that is sharpish or bossy.

I paint. I painted more a few months ago, but I still paint. I plan to paint more soon. I have painted recently. I think that's all anyone needs to know about my painting right now.

I am on a quest to get up-to-date on contemporary philosophy. If this sounds boring to you, that's okay by me, but you probably wouldn't like me very much.

I play video games, but not that much. I would say "occasionally." If you believe that video gamers are physically unhealthy, over-grown children with social anxiety disorders, you are mistaken. You are confused, and are thinking of excessive gaming. Not every gamer plays to excess, any more than every drinker is an alcoholic. Excessive gaming/drinking/sexing/shopping shows an imbalance in life. I like to think I have struck a healthy balance. Furthermore, video games are a form of human expression, much like film and music, but in the case of gaming, with the additional merit of being, at its very core, interactive. To suggest that games cannot be art because so many games are merely frenetic shoot-em-ups, is to suggest that cinema is not art because of "The Avengers" or "Transformers."

Speaking of which, I like old, silent, and foreign movies. The best are old and silent, and foreign. I used to work at a classic movie theatre in my college days, and loved every minute of it. I've seen far too many films over the years. Really...too many. Because of this, I try to restrict myself to only the very best, but I make exceptions on occasion when my curiosity gets the better of me. Case-in-point: "Men In Black 3."

Finally, you may have noticed that I am a lawyer. Always remember: first and foremost, I am an eccentric.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm reading a lot; both for work and for leisure. And when I'm not reading, I'm working on countless little projects. And when I'm not doing that, I'm at the gym or running. And when I'm not doing that, I'm out and about with my confidants. And when I'm not doing that, I'm playing games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tetris and pool and running races without proper training, but still managing to survive the ordeal (barely.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Find me a better book than "The Magic Mountain" and I will be impressed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Professional sports
Action movies
Bitter, bitter sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alternatives to the common wallet, non-mechanically-necessary modifications to my motorcycle, how snow-capped mountains can manage to be the source of so many rivers when there are SO MANY RIVERS, how plant and animal matter decayed into SO MUCH FOSSIL FUEL, the nature of a priori knowledge.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either I am exhausted from cutting corners on sleep throughout the week, or I am hither and thither, and sometimes yon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Take off, eh! If it were private, I wouldn't very well admit it online, would I?
You should message me if
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You are not already my friend, or someone i know, because gee whiz, that would creep me out.