Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey I'm Ali, 23 years old from Toronto, Scarborough to be more
specific. I am bisexual but I prefer to date men. I list my self as
straight because bi girls get flooded with threesome requests. No,
I will not be your third. I graduated college to be an esthetician,
but right now I'm not working in that field. I work two part time
jobs, both of which I love and make me happy. I work part time at a
laser tag center. So yeah I'm pretty sweet at laser tag. I also
work in a woman's clothing store which feeds my passion for
fashion. I'm an animal lover; my dogs are like my children. I'm
also a vegetarian, I don't care if other people eat meat, just
don't pressure me to. Right now I’m just looking to meet new
people, see what happens, have a good time.
I'm spunky! Or as my mother says "unique" I'm not afraid to stand
out, both look wise and personality. I tend not to sensor myself,
usually because I don't think before I speak. Which always seems to
end up being wonderful, or a complete mess. Depending on who you
ask my sense of humor can be rather "offensive" but I enjoy
laughing at my own joke, so it's all good! If you were to interview
my old teachers they would lovingly describe me as a "smart ass"
and a "loud mouth". Friends would say I'm an embarrassment to be
seen with but hilarious to laugh at. So all in all I'm just a
lovely and charming girl, the kind to take home to meet your
I love comedy, keep me laughing and I'll love you. As much as I
love the comedy genre, I must admit that girly girl in me has a
soft spot for the tear jerkers and romances.
Music wise I'm all over the place. My all-time favourite would have
to be the oldies, good ol' rock and roll! The Beatles are my number
one band, I was raised by a Beatleholic. I enjoy a wide variety of
music, and again have that strange girly soft spot for the pop
music. But as well I enjoy rock, punk, whatever sounds good to my
I like to paint and doodle, though I'm not very good at it. I enjoy
making collages, thought it might just be I love playing with
scissors. My art is make-up. I love doing it and wearing it. If you
remember up there I studied to be an esthetician. For those of you
who don't know what they do it includes skincare, nail care, hair
removal, and make-up. Sounds kinda shallow I know, but I love the
body, love working with it, and modifying and enhancing it.
Speaking of modifying bodies! I love body modifications. Piercings
interest me more so then tattoos but I love all forms. I've got
lots of pretty piercings, big ol' ear lobes, and currently 3
tattoos. I don't really care if you have any as long as you dig
If you read this all congrats! I like to write about subjects that
interest me and I know a lot about. And the subject I know best
about is me. Yes I can be cocky and am told a narcissist. But I
just have a very high self esteem. I'm the last thing from modest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working two jobs, being a total internet junkie loser, and partying
it up on weekends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being loud and obnoxious. It's fun. I'm told I'm pretty funny and
The first things people usually notice about me
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My crazy hair styles/colours, my out there style, or my big ear
lobes and crazy piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top shows would be Law and Order SVU and Criminal Minds.
Other shows I love:
The Walking Dead
Trailer Park Boys
Sex and the City
Cheesiest movie ever but I love to death is A Walk to
Other movies I love:
Across the Universe
I honestly am ashamed to admit I haven't been reading a lot lately
but my favorite is Memoirs of a Geisha. And always in my heart it
is a book meant for children but Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli. I
related so much to that as a misfit preteen/teenager that I've read
it at least 5 times. But the last book I read was Twilight, because
I'm a loser and a sucker for a romance novel.
Music I'm all over. My top two genre's would be oldies rock and
roll/pop music (50's and 60's) and pop punk of the late 90's early
2000's like Blink 182, early Good Charlotte, Mest. That stuff just
holds a place in my heart from being an angsty pre-teen. In high
school I was a total hardcore girl going to shows like Cancer Bats
and The Holly Springs Disaster. Lately I've been somewhat of a
raver kid going to EDM shows. But forever will catchy pop music
have a place in my heart. I'm a total dork with what I listen to
but DUN CURRRR.
Food wise anything veggie and yummy. I love me some tofu goodness.
Tofu and veggie stir fries with udon noodles mmmmm.
Watermelon is my favourite flavour, gum, juice, candy, sorbet, the
actual fruit. I'm all over that shit. But especially sorbet. Way to
my heart when I'm sad is to bring me a bowl of sorbet. (especially
watermelon or raspberry)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The internet
2. Close friends and family
3. My dogs
4. A comfy bed
6. Ice water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My self honestly. Why I do things, what motivates me, how much I've
changed and grown and matured, whats going to be my next move, why
I am the way I am, and how I got to be who I am today. I'm very
I also like to think about friends and family. I love love. I may
not have romantic love but I'm crazy about the people in my life. I
like to think about the reasons I love them and more ways I can put
a smile on their face.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's a toss up between sitting at home talking to my internet
friends on tiny chat, or out at show raving and dancing my butt off
till the sun comes up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a pegasister. DON'T HATE. I love My Little Pony and collect
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a rad person. Crazy, outgoing, daydreamer, child at heart,
awesome sense of humor, all qualities I love in a person. :)
And if you actually read this crazy essay I wrote and feel a
genuine interest in me.
Please don't message me if you just think I'm hot, have nice
tits, and just want in my pants. Ain't gonna happen.
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