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alittledarkone

35 Austin, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:34am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hey there OKCers. I'm looking for friends and maybe more.
I am dating transgender girl....she's my slave....she's monogamous and I date openly. We are happy this way. I'd like to find people who are intrigued by this and don't mind being around this kind of dynamic.

Somethings About Me:
*I have a bachelors degree, focusing in communication.
*I am Unitarian Universalist although I'm not religious.
*I am a small dog person. I also enjoy exotic animals.
*I relocated to Austin in Jan 2011. I'm from the Midwest, and it shows.
*I like chivalry and old fashioned attitudes about many things... but I'm very progressive.
*I'm a BDSM Facilitator. I also rent a dungeon space on the East side.
*420 and maybe ONE drink...
*Baby of the family
*ENFP - Chaotic Neutral
http://www.vox.com/2014/7/15/5881947/myers-briggs-personality-test-meaningless

I date people of all genders and orientations LBGTQIA...
but I tend to prefer service-oriented submissive guys.
https://fetlife.com/users/72369/posts/2499091
However, I'm more interested in who you are, as a person, than your kink.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Complicating the *fuck* out of it!
and
Trying to enjoy simple pleasures.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually wearing black
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: (Dark/Morose, Dance-ish, and Exotics are faves)

Against Me! Alice in Chains, American Pop, Beck, Belly, Bjork, Bob Marley, Bowie, Brazilian Girls, Chris Issak, Dead Kennedy's, Devo, Erykah Badu, Explosions in the Sky, Future Islands, Gypsy Kings, Jamiroquai, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Joy Division, Julee Cruise, Led Zepplin, Leonard Cohen, Le Tigre, Macy Gray, Morphine, Mr. Bungle, NIN, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Primus, Radiohead, R.E.M, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rollingstones, Scissor Sisters, Social Distortion, Southern Culture, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stevie Ray Vaughan, St. Germaine, Sublime, Talking Heads, The Clash, The Cramps, The Cure, The Damned, The Doors, The Inkspots, The Kinks, The Pixies, The Smiths, Tiger Army, Tool, Tom Petty, Tori Amos, Troller, Ween, Weezer

Any MTV Unplugged and more...

Movies: (Dark Humor and Fantasy are faves)

Back to the Future (I-III), Being John Malkovich, Better Off Dead, Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Blue Velvet, Buffalo '66, The Butcher's Wife, Delicatessen, Donnie Darko, Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead Trilogy, Fargo, Fight Club, Goonies, Groundhog's Day, Harold & Maude, Hudson Hawk, Hudsucker Proxy, Into the Wild, Joe Vs. the Volcano, Lord of the Flies, Lost Boys, Mary & Max, Memento, Microcosmos (ultimate make-out movie), Mothman Prophecies, Natural Born Killers, Outsiders, Pan's Labyrinth, Pink Flamingos, Popeye, Princess Bride, Raising Arizona, Secretary, She-Devil, This is Spinal Tap, True Romance

Films directed by Sergio Leone, Stanley Kubrick, and John Waters are almost always amazing...they could only be improved if they starred Bruce Campbell.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fuck this question
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to sleep early and then waking from 2am - 6am and going back to sleep: http://slumberwise.com/science/your-ancestors-didnt-sleep-like-you/
But that's because I'm a well rested person...
and also a Clinomaniac...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
(These aren't private but I'm willing to admit them)

I'm having some ugly tattoos removed.

I strongly dislike manufactured cologne but like clean smells and I love essential oils (NOT patchouli!)
You should message me if
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Your message is not "Hey Sexy" or any variation thereof!
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You want to see a movie tonight
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you're enthusiastic about messaging me
(http://markmanson.net/fuck-yes)
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Please put some effort in your message...but not too much.
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