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35 Austin, TX Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:08am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Strictly other
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Somethings About Me:

I have a bachelors degree, focusing in communication.
*I am Unitarian Universalist although I'm spiritual, not religious.
*I am a small dog person. I also enjoy exotic animals.
*I relocated to Austin in Jan 2011. I'm from the Midwest, and it shows.
*I like chivalry and old fashioned attitudes about many things... but I'm very progressive.
*I'm a BDSM Facilitator. I also rent-out my dungeon space on the East side. Yes, this means that I'm a dominatrix. No, I do not want to give you a free session.
*420 and maybe ONE drink...I only drink once in a blue moon and it's very little.
*Baby of the family
*ENFP - Chaotic Neutral

I'm Pansexual, I date people of all genders and orientations LBGTQIA...
but I tend to prefer service-oriented submissive guys.
However, I'm more interested in who you are, as a person, than your kink.

I have a slave, who is also my partner. She is transgender ...if this bothers you, we wouldn't be a good match. If the idea of me forcing her to do things to you turns you on, then we are Might be a great match
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Complicating the *fuck* out of it!
Trying to enjoy simple pleasures.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually wearing black

Long hair now (first time it's ever been down my back and I'm growing it to my waist).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: (Dark/Morose, Dance-ish, and Exotics are faves)

Against Me! Alice in Chains, American Pop, Beck, Belly, Bjork, Bob Marley, Bowie, Brazilian Girls, Chris Issak, Dead Kennedy's, Devo, Erykah Badu, Explosions in the Sky, Future Islands, Gypsy Kings, Jamiroquai, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Joy Division, Julee Cruise, Led Zepplin, Leonard Cohen, Le Tigre, Macy Gray, Morphine, Mr. Bungle, NIN, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Primus, Radiohead, R.E.M, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rollingstones, Scissor Sisters, Social Distortion, Southern Culture, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stevie Ray Vaughan, St. Germaine, Sublime, Talking Heads, The Clash, The Cramps, The Cure, The Damned, The Doors, The Inkspots, The Kinks, The Pixies, The Smiths, Tiger Army, Tool, Tom Petty, Tori Amos, Troller, Ween, Weezer

Any MTV Unplugged and more...

Movies: (Dark Humor and Fantasy are faves)

Back to the Future (I-III), Being John Malkovich, Better Off Dead, Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Blue Velvet, Buffalo '66, The Butcher's Wife, Delicatessen, Donnie Darko, Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead Trilogy, Fargo, Fight Club, Goonies, Groundhog's Day, Harold & Maude, Hudson Hawk, Hudsucker Proxy, Into the Wild, Joe Vs. the Volcano, Lord of the Flies, Lost Boys, Mary & Max, Memento, Microcosmos (ultimate make-out movie), Mothman Prophecies, Natural Born Killers, Outsiders, Pan's Labyrinth, Pink Flamingos, Popeye, Princess Bride, Raising Arizona, Secretary, She-Devil, This is Spinal Tap, True Romance, True Stories

Films directed by Sergio Leone, Stanley Kubrick, and John Waters are almost always amazing...they could only be improved if they starred Bruce Campbell.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fuck this question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What am I doing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to sleep early and then waking from 2am - 6am and going back to sleep:
But that's because I'm a well rested person...
and also a Clinomaniac...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm having some ugly tattoos removed. I hate when someone looks at them and I can't just explain "this will be better, later"

I strongly dislike manufactured cologne but like clean smells and I love essential oils (NOT patchouli!) ...I guess that isn't a secret though.

I regularly use marijuana not only recreationally but medically. It's self-prescribed for anxiety. Anyone who will be judgmental about this is not a good match for me.

I get bitchy when if I haven't eaten enough or eaten good food. It appears to be mild hypoglycemia. I haven't had it diagnosed but there are several diabetics in my family, so I wouldn't be surprised if it were a precursor to that. I'm reforming my diet which helps a lot with it. This also means I appreciate it if you don't offer me sugary treats. It's a very nice thing to offer that has negative consequences for me, all--around.
You should message me if
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You want to see a movie tonight
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