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alizashops

35 Sacramento, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a delightful person, I think. I sing loudly and off key in my car. I love puns. I go to Disneyland at least three times a year. I craft. I do not nag. I can talk about politics, current events or just nothing. I know more than a handful of truly heinous jokes. I have stories to tell that have had me accused of being a compulsive liar. I am a kind and generous friend. I do not drink to excess or do drugs. I can, and do sit through entire marathons of long and geeky movies (Batman, Lord of the Rings, Iron Man, Star Wars). I can cook a dinner, paint a wall or hike a mountain.

I am looking for a partner in crime to adventure with. And more...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I can tell you right now that I never thought, after living in seven states, that I would be living thirty miles from where I grew up, let alone loving it.

I work as a professional nanny. Like Mary Poppins with less implied use of psychedelic drugs. It's surprisingly hard work, but I do love it.

Starting to take pictures for money and not just a hobby.

I am currently in school get my esthetician licence, meaning I am in school or at work 80% of my waking hours. Luckily it's a short program and I'll be done in May. Need anything waxed?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a story for any occasion.
I have a head full of almost useless knowledge.
I'm a good friend.
I can quote most West Wing episodes.
I can start multiple sentences with the word I.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have a distinctive giggle. Is that a good thing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies:
Horror: The cheesier the better. Evil Dead, The Shining, House of a Thousand Corpses.
Musicals: Newsies and Chicago are favorites.
Action Flicks: Bad Boys and Fast and Furious.
Comedies: Clerks and History of the World Part One.
Anything Tarantino.
Books: Mostly fiction, anything but romance.
Music: Whatever Pandora tells me to like. I am really into 70's funk and still have a soft spot for 90's pop.
Food: I don't eat fruit and I have a major pepsi addiction.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends
2. Delicious food
3. Phone/internet (so sad)
4. Family
5. My camera
6. My Bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does Pharell wear that giant hat?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have Fridays off now! I spend my days sleeping in, taking care of any annoying little errands and working on my photography. By the evening I am ready to see friends, eat a delicious dinner and see a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was recently taken off of the NSA terrorist watch list.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a good person; someone who always takes the cart to the cart return.