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36 Long Island City, NY Man


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  • Ages 25-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:49pm
Open relationship
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
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I generally prioritize playful sarcasm, casual goofing off or sharp conversation in my free time. Essentially, Don Draper without the self-destruction stuff. I'd rather wink than ramble. I make videos for work and like my job.
What I’m doing with my life
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I produce syndicated tv shows/ Roller Derby. I also direct music videos sometimes and that is what I like to do most when I get to. I'm quite fond of burritos as well, which counts as what I am doing with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
guessing my own weight at county fairs,

hard times,
easy conversation

losing my keys,
winning your heart for a limited time,
giving a shit,


daily ambiguity.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my dimple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Ledgend of Billy Jean. Gung Ho, Kurt Russell, Wonder Showzen, Confederacy of Dunces and Indian Food. The Economist, Thick of it, Jam. Class of 1984.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I used to think the best way to get favors was to do favors but it's not. The best way to get favors is to surround yourself with solid people. Do with that wisdom what you will.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wonder what my life would be like if my dad had been all 5 original members of Bone Thugs and Harmony, if this line of thought would offend my real dad if he could somehow read my thoughts, how absurd it is to worry about my dad reading my thoughts is, how much cooler all 5 original members of Bone Thugs and Harmony would be with thought reading that they would never give me the sort of thought-guilt my otherwise actually pretty great genuine father would and if there will ever be a Matrix 4.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
According to the wisdom of Bel Biv Devoe, you should never trust a big butt and a smile.

So, in an effort to be deemed trustworthy, I spend my Fridays not smiling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm bad news (I'm not actually bad news)
You should message me if
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you are sharp or sarcastic. or normal but easily bored. You enjoy being charming, participating in nuanced conversations or casual lounging. You are overwhelmingly smart, wily or socially apt.