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allisonanns

30 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. Also I'm left handed and from Texas.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a student travel company where we plan educational trips for kids. It's pretty cool, I get to work from home. I also have a little sister through Big Brother Big Sisters. She is awesome. We do a lot of art projects and discuss details of the band One Direction.

Hoping to be Clair Huxtable when I grow up. Or Denise. Either way will work.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating, being overly sarcastic, hula-hooping, people watching, Mario 3, buying stuff online, taking naps, making guacamole, being awesome....
The first things people usually notice about me
My hook hand! And glowing personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Anything by Chuck Klosterman, JD Salinger, David Sedaris, Steve Martin, Jhumpa Jahiri, Sylvia Plath, horrible celebrity biographies, and you know, some other stuff.

Music - The Black Keys, Otis Redding, Glen Hansard, The Avett Brothers, Sam Cooke, Ray Charles, Coconut Records, Edward Sharpe, Ra Ra Riot, Wilco, The Lumineers, Paul Simon, Mates of State, Cold War Kids, Ray Lamontagne, Dr. Dog, Motown, 90's music

Shows- Party Down, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Freaks and Geeks, Always Sunny, Criminal Minds, The League, New Girl, Louie, Workaholics, Undeclared, Girls,The Life and Times of Tim, I Love Lucy

Movies - Reality Bites, Once, The Sandlot, Superbad, All the Real Girls, Best in Show, Fargo, High Fidelity, Can't Hardly Wait, Waiting for Guffman, Edward Scissorhands, Shaun of the Dead, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Spellbound.
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family (one thing), coffee, Target, hopstop, sarcasm, tex-mex.
On a typical Friday night I am
drinking beer at a dive bar full of grumpy old men, hanging out on the roof, making delicious food, maybe having a netflix marathon.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are funny and not creepy. And you know the difference between you're and your. And also you're nice. OR you are the heir to a very large fortune. Either way, either way is fine.