I feel like people need to cover the normal, primary bases of affection in this part. Who doesn't want to put their best foot forward? I guess I can disclose my inadequacies from here on out... But really I don't know you that well. Technically you are a stranger and I shouldn't even be taking candy from the likes of you. But we might hit it off. Unless you're not pleased with the narrative so far. JK. You are. I know you are. You may have been forming some critical sentiments... but you're still reading. I'm not even asking you to at this point. Yet, here you are reading in an almost smug defiant manner. That's kinda hot. Okay, well, clearly you are flirting with me if you are still reading, when you know how it makes me feel. Actually, you are coming on a little strong now... Wow, you are persistent. Have you been drinking? Are you always this forward? I'm almost a little uncomfortable now. Perhaps You should consider messaging me your apology.
Sorry, I might have read that situation wrong. Now, I'm the one sounding forward. I didn't mean to offend your sense of Jane Austen-esque propriety, you are likely a very mild mannered person who reads a lot. Well, clearly you do. I already like that about you. That's kind of cute... our first quarrel! I think that it shows we can get through almost anything. You really have been sweet through this whole process.
This writing about yourself thing sure feels like slow-motion improv.